Chords for SNIPER VS WIDOWMAKER RAP BATTLE by JT Music (Overwatch vs TF2)

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_ _ [A] _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _
Who's ready for some thunder from down under?
I'm a professional, the rest are bloody bludgers.
Never should have ever gotten out of bed, love.
You'll find yourself belly up, boom, head shot.
But I'm not done by a long shot yet.
A strapping handsome rogue, but I call you drop dead.
I'll move myself a necklace out of your tee, cause I have a plan to kill everyone I meet.
Crikey!
I really make sniping look [F#] easy, cause I do it politely with a slight bit of cheeky.
Watch me through the set [A] up, camping [F#] white.
Till you pick your head out, then it's apples, bud.
If you knock on death's door, I'm the one who answers.
But I'm like my cohorts, I'm the one with [F#m] standards.
So hit me with your best shot, [A] I've always been [F#m] prepared for it.
I love this job, though my parents never cared for it.
You'd better call them now and say [F#] goodbye.
This is the Spider's Palace, and I do as they fly.
You'll never see me coming, there is nowhere to hide.
At the time of the kill, I've never felt more alive.
You've got a rendezvous avec la mort.
Adieu mon chou, vous mourrez encore.
Immature, I will lure you into my web, and give this strapping rogue a beautiful [F#m] death.
One shot, one game, move me through the [F#] silk.
Merci beaucoup, you've helped sharpen my skills.
Now go to sleep, your fate is written.
[F#] I'll haunt your dreams unless [F#m] you want me in them.
The world behind you, c'est [F#] magnifique.
The perfect canvas for my masterpiece.
[F#m] After every battle, Mr.
Saffron [F#] gets paid.
Team Fortress presents, Death and [F#m] Eternity.
Welcome to your [D] funeral, isn't it so [F#m] tragic?
I hope no [E] one [D] asked why we had to pose your [F#m] captain.
If they suppose to [D] headshot, you could say I've [F#m] cracked it.
To a black and [E] white classic, [D] always on [F#] everybody's blacklist.
Honestly, if I had a penny for every server I've been banned from.
I am always getting sold for my teammates, [Am] c'est la [F#] vie.
I feel your pain.
[D#] I still hate you though.
[F#m] I am the sniper who's been updated.
Beware of my sight, you will never escape it.
My recon visor is the newest tech, I can predict your movement, keeping you in check.
Here's some advice, a letter you've sent me.
A random mine awaits you wherever you've landed me.
My secondary weapon?
Ha, you can keep it.
I can switch to full auto any time I need it.
I never get angry, I just [E] get even.
My aim is [F#] steady and hard, barely [G#] beaten.
[F#m] My rifle can charge up twice as fast.
Quickscoping is the only way that you can last.
Now listen, this is no place for [F#] children.
You play on the ground while I'm scaling buildings.
I know that [A] they're a hard concept to [E] grapple.
Now, William, tell me how you like them [F#] apples.
I'll make you dance, you snotty little nance.
You're nothing but a show pony, let me see [F#m] your prance.
I don't even quit, man, I use instinct.
You're a glorified wallhat, but I can dig hazes.
Quickscoping works when I'm dishing out [F#] the quits.
All because I covered you with a chuck of piss.
Want a more debuffed action than me [E] bow will [F#m] do?
I'm running out of [G#m] places to put holes in [F#] you.
When it comes to secondaries, at least they [F#m] got options.
Plus a frying pan to give you a bloody dropping.
Here's what you'll gain, [A] Austin.
Have [F#m] it coming.
You're both dead women, no wonder you're [F#] rotting.
Forget about a medic, here's a mercy [F#m] kill.
You murdered your own husband, was that a [F#] thrill?
I'm not a Christ gunman, I've [A] got class and [F#] manners.
Singing on the throne like a cozy camper.
Out in the wild, you have spent some time.
How often have you had to drink piss in your life?
Talk about talent, I've been counting kills all the while you've been honing your survival skills.
And besides, I've never even heard of an aimbot.
Should be in topography with all of my gold shots.
C'est vrai, I live a smoking gun, but by the time you find me, the job is already done.
All this time I've been waiting, and patience is a weapon.
Careful which window you choose to stick your [F#m] head in.
You need your team because you're [F#] weak and slow.
When I'm widowmaking, I'll be working alone.
So call your [A] parents and tell them you [F#] love them.
They hate your profession, but it won't be a problem.
Seeing in time, they'll be smiling wider [B] when you tell them you're about to [F#m] retire.
You won't be making any widows today.
Have you slurped your roti?
It's just fresh lemonade.
[F#] And mind that little red [G#] dot on your [F#m] forehead.
Not your godfors love, but one that means you're dead.
Anytime, squire, I can follow the [F#] trail.
You wanna spend time out of doors?
You're looking [F#m] pale.
If you wanna build me confidence, [A] it might [F#m] work.
You're making this so easy, I'm getting [F#] worse.
We're talking crack shots, I've authored the [F#m] novel.
If you want, step right up and I'll give you a propful.
Bloody hell, you're awful.
All [A] tech and no [F#] talent.
My wife didn't face me by the terrorists at Tallinn.
Technically I'm a Tiwi, still an Aussie bloke.
If you come to the outback, ring along your folks.
You can all line up for a [A] headshot [F#] conga.
Take notes, Emily, [G#] I've been around a lot [F#m] longer.
What will be your [D] funeral?
Isn't this so [F#m] tragic?
I hope no one [E] asks [D] why we had to close your [F#m] casket.
Let's oppose your [D] headshots.
You could say I've cracked [F#m] it.
Do a rap in my [E] class, it's [D] always on everybody's [C#] blacklist.
[G] Well, we said we weren't gonna [G#m] make it, but we decided to [F#m] go all in and do all the [E] characters.
So [D] we made Sniper vs.
Widow.
[Fm] I hope it was [F#m] worth it.
Who do you think won?
Who do you want [F#] to see next in [D] terms of these TF2 Overwatch rap battles?
[F#m] Let us know, we're gonna do all of them, but who do you want to see next?
And [D] big thanks to Andrew Storm-Caden for [C#] dropping all [F#m] the Widowmaker stuff on this [G#m] song.
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