Chords for Song About Me

You a pussy and I wanna know why
You a pussy [Bm] and I wanna know why
_ [C] _ I'm a pussy _ and I wanna know why
[Am] _ I'm a pussy [Bm] and I wanna know why
I'm [C] a pussy and I wanna know why
I'm a pussy and I wanna know why
I'm a pussy and I wanna know why
I'm a pussy and I wanna know why
I'm a pussy [Am] and I wanna know why
I heard that [Bm] you're a girl
And I was writing [C] songs about you
But _ _
_ _ [Am] _ I would rather have a girl than [Bm] hear an idiot
In some shitty bar [C] somewhere _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ You know how [Bm] I love these bite-sized _ [C] conversations _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ So let's discuss [Bm] the news, the lies, the whims, the [C] hows, the whereabouts
_ _ The herds of eejays
[Am] It was all in my mind
[Bm] It was all in my mind
[C] It _ _ _ was _ [Am] all in my mind
[Bm] It was all in my mind
It was all in my mind
It was [C] all in my mind
It _ was all in my mind
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_ [Am] And I remember her [Bm] then told her
And no, I know [C] this was the last time _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ You know the end [Bm] is near
If she only lets you fuck [C] her _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] When she finally came
Even [Bm] though she faked it
It was a bunch of [C] shit _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ At least she [Bm] had the decency
to try to make a [C] sound but she didn't try
_ _ but it's alright
[Am] cause it was all in my mind
[Bm] cause it was all in my mind
_ [C] _ cause _ _ _ _ [Am] it was all in my mind
[Bm] cause it was all in my mind
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
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yeah, _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] you just thought that I wasn't impressed
[Bm] so you got your feels hurt and now you feel depressed
[C] just because we had sex and
you didn't last, now you wanna run
you wanna fuck your boss
[Am] make it loud, remember all those girls you played
[Bm] while the lies you told back in the day
had to get laid, [C] and excuse for suits
you got a story for loan, and all these other
girls you can't get by
so [Am] I bet that you had a little sex
but you didn't do sex, [Bm] the only difference is
you probably did it once, [C] so look out
leave it a bad soldier, declare a holy war
and every girl who didn't mean to fuck you over
[Am] become a little bitch, or have a quick kiss
and [Bm] tell, and talk shit about girls
who all wish you well, [C] so if you wanna try
just stick to the facts, and get high
the rush of love, [Am] matter
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