Chords for Sonic vs Venom Rap Battle (Sonic Movie Spiderman Venom 2 Parody)

_ _ [Bb] Uuugh!
How [Am] lucky!
I was [Bb] just starting to feel peckish and here comes a little kitten I can have for a snack!
_ [Gm] What?!
[A]
Venom!
First [F] of all, I'm a [C] hedgehog!
It's in [Am] my name!
Second [Bb] of all, let's do [Gm] this later.
You [E] smell absolutely foul [Bb] and I have a [C] sensitive constitution.
[E] _
Interesting.
I've never [Gm] seen a puppy [E] that could talk!
Are [Bb] you serious right [C] now?!
Also, you [E] definitely ate something today and I'm thinking it was [Gm] mushrooms.
[Dm] And it's blue too.
I wonder if [C] that means it's [Am] blueberry flavored.
[Bb] _ Yum!
[Gm] Ugh.
_ [Dm]
Okay!
[Bb] I guess we're gonna have to [C] settle this the only way [Am] we know how!
[Bb] Time for a rap battle!
Don't worry, Venom.
It'll be over for you the way I do [C] everything, quick!
[E] In the meantime, everyone like and subscribe [Gm] while I kick this [Dm] guy's goopy butt!
[Bb] Ah!
_ [C] Perfect!
[E] It'll give me time to think [Bb] of a good gerbil [Gm] recipe!
[E] Ugh!
I [Bb] am [C] a hedgehog!
[E] _
Mech suits, chili dogs, [Bb] and chaos [E]
emeralds.
My life is so sick and it's almost terminal.
Your life is so sad, it's [Bb] totally [E] laughable.
Me and Tom Holland [C] are very [E] identical.
So cute!
With your symbiotic [Bb] bootay, [E] we know your powers are super [C] frutay.
[A] Eatin' raw lobster in restaurants, get [Bb] it together, [E] man.
You can't have nice things, [C] do you even have a single [Am] fan?
[Bb] You're slimy, gross, [Gm] and ugly.
[A] No girls will give you a hug.
[F] I'm fluffy, cute, and cuddly.
[A] Man, it must really [Bb] suck to suck.
Go back [G] to your planet, your mission has failed.
Earth belongs to Sonic, check the box off of [Em] sales.
You wouldn't [Bb] be a snack even if you were covered in [B] chili.
I'll always [Gm] be the top dog, you vs.
me will [E] always be silly.
[Bb] Sorry not sorry, but didn't see you on the Super Smash [E] stage.
Must be [Bb] lonely being stuck at Sony, it's been [Am] how many days?
Hey!
[F] That's a legal matter!
I guess you had [Gm] Capcom vs.
[E] Marvel way back in the [F] 90s, but [C] I haven't seen an arcade [E] this decade, way too old [D]-timey.
Now you're sad, asking [Am] yourself where did the time go?
Meanwhile, you're left behind, I'm in melee, smashing with Roo!
[Bb] Super steady, [Gm] making hella [E] dough.
_ [Bb] Sonic, I was [C] kidding at [Bb] first!
About wanting to hear you rap, not about eating you.
I'm still gonna do that part.
Dude!
[C] You have some [E] serious issues to work out with yourself.
Also, [Gm] you're only [E] saying that because you have zero comebacks, [C] therefore I win!
[Am] Ugh!
_ [Bb] You're going to regret starting this, you little [E] furball.
Ha!
[Bb] The only thing I [C] regret is watching [E] you in Spider-Man 3!
_ Someone should have edited you out of that [G] one, boss.
Fine.
_ [E] FINE!
_ [Bb] You asked for [C] it.
_ _ [E] _
Silly rabbit, I would eat you [Bb] and still not be [E] full.
Tiny like a hamster, [C] I'll get you a stepping [E] stool.
Hey!
Low blow!
When was the last time you had a [Bb] good game anyway?
[E]
How can you carry a franchise when you [C] always skipping leg [E] day?
Legs, kickier than a tree, you're [Bb] short like a [E] sapling.
Your voice accents are always [C] lame, you shouldn't even try [E] rapping.
High pitched and squeaky Mickey [Bb] Mouse does it [E] better.
You always need help, [C] where's Amy?
Go [E] get her!
She's watching Netflix at my place, [Bb] now we're [E] together.
Yeah, I stole your girl, go [C] write a strongly worded [E] letter.
Face it, one on one, it'll be [Bb] anything but a [E] contest.
Check biceps, check butt traps, check the [C] quads, and you can check me [E] out next!
Sorry, not sorry, I'm the man to [Bb] make your relationship have [E] a riff.
I feel badly for your [C] body, I guess [E] hedgehogs can't hit the gym and lift.
Comment me though, bro, I bench [Bb] 850, I [E] doubt you can handle it.
I'm the most OP, I lead my movie, I'm the dopest protagonist.
How's your series named after you?
You're [Bb] the third coolest [E] guy in it.
Venom, Knuckles, and Shadow, [C] Murph sells out, yours just [E] sits up on the shelf.
You can go back to [Bb] your lame [A] planet, talk with your talking [C] owls.
Me and Amy are about to [A] vanish, gotta go [G] grab her a towel.
Ugh, [Gm] _ [A] you better watch [Bb] it, Venom, those are [C] fighting words.
[Bb] Do you even fight, by the way?
No, seriously, I've only seen you run.
And [G] skateboard too, I guess, but [E] mostly run.
Yes, I fight, [Gm] what do you [E] mean?
[Bb] Alright, we'll see [C] about that.
[E] _
_ [Bb] You're so annoying! _ _
DJ, _ [C] bring the beat back.
[E] _
Venom, you're a meathead that needs to go [Bb] take several [E] seats.
No one likes you on YouTube [C] and no one likes all your dumb [E] tweets.
I don't have to take [Bb] steroids, I don't need protein [E] powder.
I cannot run you and you're [C] runnier than clam [E] chowder.
Easy to be the coolest guy around when no one [Bb] wants to do your bad [E] movie.
Wanna read the script for my sequel?
[C] Mario and Pikachu about to [E] see me.
Oops, spoiler alert, did I reveal [Bb] too much?
Sega [E] and Nintendo, you heard it here first.
[C] You can't tell me that's not what's up.
[Bb] Extra, extra, read [Gm] all about it.
Venom has no [E] universe and the Marvel fans [Bb] are over it.
Face it, mud boy, the [A] reviews are in.
Venom [Bb] 2 about to flop, there's [Gm] no way to save [A] your skin.
Black Cat, [Am] Morbius, is that the best that you can do? _
[Bb] Even Connage looks dumb [Gm] and you all look like [E] fools.
Psst, [Gm] guys, I think we can skip this one judging from the way it [A] sounds.
Might [D] get straight to streaming but just play it in the background.
[E]
Anyway, [Bb] I gotta go.
Slimehead, I'm glad I could pencil you [E] in.
Not really though, but it was cute [Bb] to see you try.
Very fun, [E] don't bother replying.
By the time you do, [C] I'll already be gone.
_ [E] _
Sonic out.
_ [Bb] _ _ [E] Hedgehog.
_ _ [C] Honcho.
_ [G] Yeah.
Who won?
Let us know in the comments [D] below.
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