Chords for South Park; Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack: Mountain Town

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_ _ _ _ [Gb] There's a [B] _
bunch of birds in the _ _ sky _ _ And some _ deers just [Gb] went running _ [B] _ _ by
[Em] _ _
Oh, [Gbm] the [B] snow's pure [Gb] and white On [B] the earth, rich [F] and brown _ _ _ _
Just _ _ [Gb] another [B] Sunday morning In my _ _ quiet _
[Gb] _ mountain _ _ [B] _ _
town
_ _ _ The _ _
[C] _ _ _ sun is shining [G] and the grass is green Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is a day when it's hard to wear [Em] a frown
_ _ The happy [Dm] people stop to say [G] hello
_ [C] Even though the _ [Dm] temperature's low
It's a perfect [C] Sunday morning In my quiet little mountain _ town
Well, good morning, Stan.
Mom, could I have eight dollars to see a [G] movie?
A movie?
[C] But I thought you were going [G] ice skating.
But this [Cm] is gonna be the best movie ever.
It's a [F] foreign film from Canada.
[A] Alright, alright, here you go.
But [E] be back for supper.
Thanks, Mom.
_ _ [A] Oh, what a picture-perfect child Just like Jesus, [D] he's tender [E] and [A] mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore [Dbm] a thong
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What an angel with [Bm] a heart so sweet and [A] sure
And a mind so [Gbm] open and pure
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[Bm] Thank God we [Em] live in this quiet redneck mountain _ [A] town _ _ _
Hey, is your son home?
I think so.
[Db] Hey!
Ow!
_ Kenny, wake up!
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Kenny, damn it, come on!
Woof, woof, woof!
_ Kenny, the Terrence and [Bb] Phillip movie is out.
You wanna [Am] come?
_ _ [D] _ _ Woof, [Gm] woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
Where do [C] you think you're going?
[F] Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
You can't.
You have to go to [Eb] church.
Woof, woof, woof, [F] woof, woof, woof!
Well, fine.
Go ahead and miss church.
[A] And then when you die and go [E] to hell, you can answer [A] to Satan!
[Ab] _ _ _
_ I'll go.
[Db] _ You can see your breath hanging [Ab] in the air
[Db] You see homeless people, but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles [Ebm] in which we'd be [Fm] glad to _ drown
[Bb] Woof, woof, [Ebm] woof, woof, woof, woof, [Ab] woof, _ woof
[Db] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bbm] That's right!
[Eb] It's Sunday [Bm] morning in our quiet [Abm] little white-bred redneck [Db] mountain _ _ town
_ Okay, Ike, let's try this one more time.
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof Ready, Ike?
_ Beep!
March at the beach.
Take the [A] baby. _
[Bb] _ _ [E] _ _ Kyle, [B] we're going to the Terrence and Philip [E] movie!
_ _ [Gbm] Oh my [B] god, dude!
[E] Kyle, what's [Abm] going on?
Nothing.
We're going skating now.
Oh.
Well [Db] take your little brother [Gbm] out with you!
Oh, Ma?
[B] He's not even my real brother!
[E] He's adopted!
Do as [Dbm] I say, Kyle!
Okay, [Gbm] okay.
I'm sorry!
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[Fm] Look at those frail [C] and fragile [Bbm] boys
It really gets [C] me down
[Abm] The world is such [Bm] a rotten place
[Ab] and city life's a [G] complete disgrace
[Db] That's why I moved to this redneck for sugar now
_ Why is _ Mountain [Eb] Tent
_ _ HAAAAAAA _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
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[Eb] _ [Ab] Maaam, somebody's at the door
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_ [F] Maaam, _ _ [Bbm] somebody's at the door [Eb] I said!
[Ab] Coming, hun
[Fm] Ah, can't see the TV!
[Bb] It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein [Eb] was [Ab] killed by a pack of wild boars
And the world is still glad to be rid of him
Oh, look Eric, [Em] it's your little friends Bye, man!
What are you guys doing here?
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We did it! Yes!
Yes!
[D] Off to the [Em] movies we shall [A] go
Where [Bm] we learn everything [Em] that [A] we know
[D] Cause the movies [Bm] teach us
[Em] What our parents don't have [Gbm] time to _ say!
[Bm] And this movie's [Em] gonna make our [A] lives complete
[D] Cause Terrence and [Gb] Phillip [Bm] are sweet Simply sweet!
[Em] Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunk white trash D'oh!
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Can I take it to Terrence and Phillip's house with a fire, please?
_ _ [D] _ _ No! _
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