Chords for South Park Mr Garrison Merry F ing Christmas

I heard there is [Em] no Christmas [Dm] in the silly [C] Middle East.
[F] No trees, no [Em] snow, no Santa [Dm] Claus, they have different religious [C] beliefs.
[Dm] They believe in Muhammad [F] and not in our holiday.
[Em] And [Dm] so every [Em] December I go to the Middle East and [G] say_
_ [A] _
[C] Hey there, Mr.
Muslim!
[G] Merry fucking Christmas!
Put down that book, the Koran, and here's some [C] holiday wishes. _ _
In case you haven't noticed, it's [F] Jesus' birthday.
So get off your [G] heathen Muslim ass and fucking [C] celebrate! _ _ _ _
There [F] is no holiday [Em] season [Dm] in India, I've [F] heard.
They don't hang up their stockings [Dm] and that is [C] just absurd.
[Dm] They never read a [Em] Christmas story, they don't [F] know what Rudolph is [Em] about.
[Dm] And that is why in December I'll go [F] to India and [G] _
_ shout_
[C] Hey there, Mr.
Hinduist!
[G] Merry fucking Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to [C] the Misses.
_ In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' [F] birthday.
So get off your [G] heathen Hindu ass and fucking [C] celebrate!
_ _ _ [F] Now I heard [Em] that in Japan [Dm] everyone just lives in sin.
[F] They pray to several [Dm] gods and put needles [C] in their skin.
[Dm] On December [Em] 25th all they [F] do is eat a [Dm] cake.
And that is why I go to [F] Japan and walk around and [G] say_
_ _ [B] _ [C] Hey there, Mr.
Shintoist!
Merry fucking [G] Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed, there are festive [F] things to do.
So let's all rejoice [G] for Jesus' merry fucking Christmas [C] to you.
_ _ _ _ [F] On Christmas Day I travel around [G] the world and _ say_
Now [Em] it's Christmas bonus and all you atheists [Am] too!
[D] Merry [G] fucking Christmas _ to [Am] you!
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _