Chords for Southern Culture on the Skids: "Ditch Diggin'" Live 11/11/05 Chapel Hill, NC

_ Dave, can I have a [N] little dick digging beat y'all?
Alright!
[F] _ [F#] Y'all got to get both hands on your [G] tools for this one.
Cause we got to do a little dance called the dick digger.
Do you know what I'm talking about now?
It's like this, it goes, [E] uh!
Uh!
Uh!
[G] Uh!
Ah, Mary, show them now.
Uh!
Ah, come on, show them.
Uh!
Ah!
Uh!
[F#] Ah!
Uh!
[G] Ah, y'all got it?
Alright, we're gonna give it to you.
One! Two!
_ _ [Em] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Whoo!
You got a prize.
It starts with H.
Come see me Darlin', I'd like to dig your dick.
Pick a shovel, ask for a little help, dig your dick till my, my dick's all dig there [Em] now. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[E] Ah! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Better tell them, mm, lock and found.
Dig your dick just like that tooth hole we have.
Ask for gravel, rock and clay, dig your dick that way, dig it all day!
Yeah, pick it up [Em] now. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [A] _ _ _ [E] Feels good to work so hard.
[Em] Yeah.
Come on, put your back into it now.
[E] Yeah. _
Yeah, _ come on.
[Em] _ _
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ [E] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ Gotta work it.
[E] Cause it feels good to work hard.
When you feel that [Em] sweat dripping down your back,
[E] into your slacks,
[G] _ [E] down the crack of your ass,
it feels good.
_ Good, yeah.
[G] I [E] said, uh. _
[G] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] Yeah, yeah. _ _
[A] _ [E] _ Work it out now.
Come on.
Down the crack of your ass.
Pull.
_ Work it.
Work it, work it, work [Em] it, work _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
it.
Yeah, you got a crack.
It's soft as it is.
Come see me, darling.
I'd love to dig your dicks.
Very true.
Loft and pound.
Dig your dicks just like that.
Too far.
_ _ Rock and clear.
Dig your dicks.
I want to dig it all in.
I've handled shovels.
He's handled hoes.
Dig your dicks, baby.
Dig [Em] your dicks. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Marry her.