Chords for Spam

_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [A] I'm _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [G#] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ a big animal [F#] spam, I bite at the mobile spam, maybe the [A] mobile spam.
[E] _ _
[A] _ [C#m] When I was a [Bm] child, my [G#] family was so [A] poor, they [C#m] didn't have the [Bm] finer things in [E] life to need.
_ [C#m] So they had a [Bm] friend [B] in a paper [D] can, the government [E] substituted for me.
Oh, it [G#] was spam, big animal spam, [A] I bite at the mobile spam, [C#m] maybe the mobile spam.
[E] _ _
[A] _ My dad didn't [Bm] eat it at dinner, they [E] said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner, [C#m] he was a wizard [Bm] that never knew dignity.
And [A] _ [C#m] when he got hungry, [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _
[D] he cracked open a [E] special treat.
_ [A]
Oh, it was spam, big animal spam, [D] I [A] bite at the mobile spam, maybe the mobile spam.
[B] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ Don't you [D] know it's my [E] best friend, S-P-A-N, [D] again and again and again and again, S-P-A-N.
[C#] Don't you [C#m] know it's my best [A] friend, S-P-A-N, [B] again and again and again and again.
So don't forget your _ [A] OSPAR, _ cause there's [D] one neat byproduct that's best [A] by far. _ _
_ [C#m] _ Big animal spam, [G] _ [A]
mobile spam, [C#m] maybe the [A] mobile [E] spam.
Everybody! _
_ _ _ Woo! _ _
Woo!
_ _ [A] Woo!
_ [C#m] _ _
[A] _ _ [G#m] Woo!
[A] _ [E] Woo!
[A] Woo!
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G#] _