Chords for SPINAL TAP LIVE 1992 when things really do go wrong

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Thank you.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] Thank you.
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Although we did not know Freddie Mercury personally, _
[G#] we here in the band, we all loved his music [G] very much. _ _
[C#] And unfortunately, he wasn't as big [D#m] a fan of us as we were of him.
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[B] And so in his honour, [C#] we would like to cut our set short tonight by about 35 songs.
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We [G] believe _ Freddie [Gm] would have wanted it this way. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [Gm] How are you all feeling this afternoon?
[F#] _ _ You're looking [Gm] very rosy, I must say.
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[E] _ Thank you.
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[A] Everyone, ask Nigel what he's [E] waiting for. _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ Does anybody know any [C#] good ones?
_ _ _ [G] He's got this new rig that [E] turns up to infinity.
[Gm] I believe he hasn't turned it on yet. _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ Any requests? _ _ _ _
Get [E] off the what? _ _ _ _
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We're still [G] waiting to power up our lead [G#] guitar player.
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I want you all to [Gm] embrace now, but do it safely. _
_ That's [G] good.
You've got to be facing one another. _
[D#] _ [F#] That's better.
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ Still waiting.
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You know who's coming up, [C#] don't you?
[G] _ _ [B] Do you like [Gm] Guns N' Roses?
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[C#m] _ _ [Gm] They're a bit nervous about you [E] lot. _
_ So I want you all [C#] to make them feel very [E] welcome when they come [G] out.
_ _ There's an enormous surprise when [F#] they come out later.
You won't believe it.
[A] You won't believe your eyes and ears, _
_ [C#] _ [G#] _ [Gm] [D#] frankly.
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_ Maybe we should have done that in the first thing.
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[G] _ _ _ [E] _ _ So this bloke walks into a bar.
_ _ _ [Em] _ [C] Hello.
Another [F] _ rest of [C] that one.
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You [D] see, modern [E] science. _ _ _
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_ _ _ There's a pulse in the newborn sun
[G] A beat [D] in the heat [E] of noon
_ _ There's a song as the day grows long
[G] In the pillow [D] of iron
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_ _ [G] _ It's all around us and it's everywhere
And it keeps us at royal [E] blue
_ _ [A] And it feels so real
You can feel the [B] feeling
_ And like the majesty [E] of rock
The fantasy [A] of roll
The king of the clock
[B] The wailing of the soul
The prisoner in [G#] a lock
The digger in [C#m] the hole
We're in this [A] _ together
[B] At the end of
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_ _ The shade of a jungle plane
[G] On _ [D] the crushing [E] streets _
_ _ On the plane, on the film we made
[G] You can [D] never escape
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_ [G] _ It's in the mud and it's in your blood
And it's conquest, [D] it's [E] complete _ _
_ [A] And all that you can do
Is just [B] surrender
_ _ To the majesty [E] of rock
The mystery [A] of roll
The running of the sun
[F#] The soaring of [B] the gold
The bar that [G#] takes a wife
The bar that takes [C#m] a pole
We're in this [A] _ together
[Bm] At the end of
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_ _ _ When we die, we haunt the sky
[G] We learn to [D] hover over [E] the sea
_ _ But then, are we born again?
You [G] sit asking [D] [Em] questions I see
_ _ [G] I know, for I've told the tales
And that [D] story shows [E] twice a dream
_ [A] The floor and stage, the same
Unless it [B] changes _ _
It's the majesty [E] of rock
The mystery [A] of roll
The prowling of [F#] the clock
The running of the [B] bone
[A] The show of the [G#] sloth
_ _ [C#] It's all in
We're in this [A] _ together
[Bm] At the end [E] of _ _ _ _ _ _
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