Chords for Sports Go Sports by Garfunkel and Oates
Tempo:
131.8 bpm
Chords used:
Am
G
Em
A
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
[Am] Sports go [Em] sports!
I promise I really totally [Am] care who wins.
[Em] If there's a net or a hoop or a hole in the ground, I hope they get it [Em] in.
If they want to go to all the bases, I [Am] hope they do.
[Em] If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do [Am] that too.
Sports go [G] sports!
May they [Gm] top their opponents numerically in the allotted [Dm] time.
[Gm] Lest they disenfranchise their audience and [F] see their [Dm] revenues decline.
[A] May the partakers be sturdy and [Dm] rapid in the spirited energies they exert.
[A] May they be victorious in perpetuity.
Don't I look cute in this football shirt?
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number [G] one.
[A] Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah!
[Em] This is the most important thing that's [Am] ever occurred.
[Em] The vicarious fulfillment of your [Am] dream that got deferred.
You had aspirations as a kid, but you didn't have the skill.
So you [Em] watched genetically superior people do the [Am] things you never will.
Sports go sports!
[G]
[Gm] May the competitors you prefer best their [Dm] opposing equivalents.
[Gm] So you can somehow feel connected to the feet of your self-appointed [Dm]
constituents.
[A] May the hours you spend watching post-match [Dm] notifications able to find the thrill of being a [A] witness.
And better your predictive aptitude for your squad.
Future physical [G] fitness.
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one.
[G] Participants are [A] heroes.
Go [Am] team, yeah!
[C] [F] Watching able-bodied millionaires play [G] with each other.
[F] Watching less agile millionaires [C] talk about it on [G] TV.
May they [Ab] compile copious points so they are [Fm] rewarded in meritorious fields and are rarely adjacently [G] victorious.
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one.
Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah!
Every other word!
Sports!
Sports!
Are one!
[G] [A] [G] Go!
[Am]
Yeah!
Every other other word!
Go!
Athletics number!
Participants [G] heroes!
[Am]
Latin!
Ludic!
Argo sun optimum!
Participants of heroes!
Irk [Am] or Driga Seek!
Now the truth!
If you could only throw a ball, you'd have a hotter wife.
[G] Lots and lots of money and a way better life.
[C]
And a [Em] way better life.
[Am]
[Am] Sports go [Em] sports!
I promise I really totally [Am] care who wins.
[Em] If there's a net or a hoop or a hole in the ground, I hope they get it [Em] in.
If they want to go to all the bases, I [Am] hope they do.
[Em] If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do [Am] that too.
Sports go [G] sports!
May they [Gm] top their opponents numerically in the allotted [Dm] time.
[Gm] Lest they disenfranchise their audience and [F] see their [Dm] revenues decline.
[A] May the partakers be sturdy and [Dm] rapid in the spirited energies they exert.
[A] May they be victorious in perpetuity.
Don't I look cute in this football shirt?
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number [G] one.
[A] Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah!
[Em] This is the most important thing that's [Am] ever occurred.
[Em] The vicarious fulfillment of your [Am] dream that got deferred.
You had aspirations as a kid, but you didn't have the skill.
So you [Em] watched genetically superior people do the [Am] things you never will.
Sports go sports!
[G]
[Gm] May the competitors you prefer best their [Dm] opposing equivalents.
[Gm] So you can somehow feel connected to the feet of your self-appointed [Dm]
constituents.
[A] May the hours you spend watching post-match [Dm] notifications able to find the thrill of being a [A] witness.
And better your predictive aptitude for your squad.
Future physical [G] fitness.
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one.
[G] Participants are [A] heroes.
Go [Am] team, yeah!
[C] [F] Watching able-bodied millionaires play [G] with each other.
[F] Watching less agile millionaires [C] talk about it on [G] TV.
May they [Ab] compile copious points so they are [Fm] rewarded in meritorious fields and are rarely adjacently [G] victorious.
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one.
Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah!
Every other word!
Sports!
Sports!
Are one!
[G] [A] [G] Go!
[Am]
Yeah!
Every other other word!
Go!
Athletics number!
Participants [G] heroes!
[Am]
Latin!
Ludic!
Argo sun optimum!
Participants of heroes!
Irk [Am] or Driga Seek!
Now the truth!
If you could only throw a ball, you'd have a hotter wife.
[G] Lots and lots of money and a way better life.
[C]
And a [Em] way better life.
[Am]
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_ _ [Am] Sports go [Em] sports!
I promise I really totally [Am] care who wins.
[Em] If there's a net or a hoop or a hole in the ground, I hope they get it [Em] in.
If they want to go to all the bases, I [Am] hope they do.
[Em] If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do [Am] that too.
_ Sports go [G] sports!
_ _ _ May they [Gm] top their opponents numerically in the allotted [Dm] time.
[Gm] Lest they disenfranchise their audience and [F] see their [Dm] revenues decline.
[A] May the partakers be sturdy and [Dm] rapid in the spirited energies they exert.
[A] May they be victorious in perpetuity.
Don't I look cute in this football shirt?
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number [G] one.
[A] Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah! _ _ _
[Em] _ This is the most important thing that's [Am] ever occurred.
[Em] The vicarious fulfillment of your [Am] dream that got deferred.
You had aspirations as a kid, but you didn't have the skill.
So you [Em] watched genetically superior people do the [Am] things you never will.
Sports go sports!
[G] _ _
_ [Gm] May the competitors you prefer best their [Dm] opposing equivalents.
[Gm] So you can somehow feel connected to the feet of your self-appointed [Dm]
constituents.
[A] May the hours you spend watching post-match [Dm] notifications able to find the thrill of being a [A] witness.
And better your predictive aptitude for your squad.
Future physical [G] fitness.
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one.
[G] Participants are [A] heroes.
Go [Am] team, yeah!
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] Watching able-bodied millionaires play [G] with each other.
[F] Watching less agile millionaires [C] talk about it on [G] TV.
May they [Ab] compile copious points so they are [Fm] rewarded in meritorious fields and are rarely adjacently [G] _ victorious.
_ [Am] Sports go sports!
_ Athletics are number one.
_ Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah! _ _
Every other word!
Sports!
Sports!
_ Are one!
_ [G] _ [A] _ _ [G] Go!
[Am]
Yeah!
_ Every other other word!
Go!
_ _ Athletics number!
_ _ Participants [G] heroes!
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
Latin!
_ Ludic!
Argo sun optimum!
_ Participants of heroes!
Irk [Am] or Driga Seek!
_ Now the truth!
If you could only throw a ball, you'd have a hotter wife.
[G] Lots and lots of money and a way better life.
_ _ [C] _
And a [Em] way better life.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] Sports go [Em] sports!
I promise I really totally [Am] care who wins.
[Em] If there's a net or a hoop or a hole in the ground, I hope they get it [Em] in.
If they want to go to all the bases, I [Am] hope they do.
[Em] If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do [Am] that too.
_ Sports go [G] sports!
_ _ _ May they [Gm] top their opponents numerically in the allotted [Dm] time.
[Gm] Lest they disenfranchise their audience and [F] see their [Dm] revenues decline.
[A] May the partakers be sturdy and [Dm] rapid in the spirited energies they exert.
[A] May they be victorious in perpetuity.
Don't I look cute in this football shirt?
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number [G] one.
[A] Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah! _ _ _
[Em] _ This is the most important thing that's [Am] ever occurred.
[Em] The vicarious fulfillment of your [Am] dream that got deferred.
You had aspirations as a kid, but you didn't have the skill.
So you [Em] watched genetically superior people do the [Am] things you never will.
Sports go sports!
[G] _ _
_ [Gm] May the competitors you prefer best their [Dm] opposing equivalents.
[Gm] So you can somehow feel connected to the feet of your self-appointed [Dm]
constituents.
[A] May the hours you spend watching post-match [Dm] notifications able to find the thrill of being a [A] witness.
And better your predictive aptitude for your squad.
Future physical [G] fitness.
[Am] Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one.
[G] Participants are [A] heroes.
Go [Am] team, yeah!
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] Watching able-bodied millionaires play [G] with each other.
[F] Watching less agile millionaires [C] talk about it on [G] TV.
May they [Ab] compile copious points so they are [Fm] rewarded in meritorious fields and are rarely adjacently [G] _ victorious.
_ [Am] Sports go sports!
_ Athletics are number one.
_ Participants are heroes.
[Am] Go team, yeah! _ _
Every other word!
Sports!
Sports!
_ Are one!
_ [G] _ [A] _ _ [G] Go!
[Am]
Yeah!
_ Every other other word!
Go!
_ _ Athletics number!
_ _ Participants [G] heroes!
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
Latin!
_ Ludic!
Argo sun optimum!
_ Participants of heroes!
Irk [Am] or Driga Seek!
_ Now the truth!
If you could only throw a ball, you'd have a hotter wife.
[G] Lots and lots of money and a way better life.
_ _ [C] _
And a [Em] way better life.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _