Kutcher Chords by Sports Team

[E] _ Why'd you [A] always try to fuck [E] with my hair?
[B] _ [G#m] You [A] mocked my [E] haircut again
_ [B] [E] So I got [A] some [E] scissors and cut [C#] it up
But now I can't go out in public
I look [A] like a suburban [E] monk
[A] I guess [E] I got plums [B] because
_ Ashton [E] Kutcher's got nothing [A] on you
_ _ [B] _ Ashton Kutcher [E] will be laughing [A] at you
I [G#] _ _ just wanted [A] to be your Terry [E] Moore _ _ _
[F#m] _ [F#] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [F#] _ _ [E] You fuck [A] with my system [E] again
[B] I'll [G#m] take [A] your [E] favorite pen
[B] I'll [G#m] take [A] your t-shirt [E] and put it in [C#] the wash
Then when you go out in public
Your fabric [A] will be fucking [E] soft
[A] I [E] guess you got plums [B] because
Ashton Kutcher's [E] got [A] nothing on you
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Ashton Kutcher [E] will be [A] laughing at you _ _
[G#] _ I just wanted [A] to be your Terry [E] Moore
But _ [F#m] _ [F#] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ they're not together _ [C#m] anymore
I'm _ [A] _ _ _ _
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[C#m] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [F#] _ _ [C#m]
so [C#] fucking sorry
[A] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ I'm so [A] _ [Dm] fucking sorry
[A] I [E] _ _ _ _ [A] wanted to be [E] your
_ [B] Memoirs [A] and TV [E] stars
I just [B] [A] wanted to be [E] your
_ [Bm] Memoirs [B] [A] and TV [E] stars
I just [B] [A] wanted to [E] be your
_ _ [B] Memoirs [A] and TV stars
[E] _ I just [B] [A] wanted to be [E] your
_ _ [B] Memoirs [A] and TV [E] stars
_ _ [C#m] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [G#] _
[C#m] _ [F#] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _ _
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