Chords for Squid Jiggin' Ground

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[D] Oh, this is the place where old men search and gather,
[G] In aisles, [D] kitchens, and booths, [G] and take vans that and down. _
[D] All signs of self-tigger, this way the line and tigger,
Keeps on brigade here [A] on this swift [D]-ticketing ground. _
There's men from the harbour, and men from the nipple,
[G] In all [D] types of clothes, or [A] both, plain [Em] grey and brown. _
[G] There's a red-headed Tory [D] out there in the dory,
Star-spun down squires [A] on this swift [D]-ticketing ground. _
There's men of all ages, and boys in the murgon,
[G] There's old [D] Billy Shave, [A] and there's young Raymond [E] Brown. _
[G] Right yonder meets Bobby, [D] and with [Bm] him is Nommy,
[D] There's a fire-tack [A] on this swift [D]-ticketing ground. _ _
There's Bobby, the switch, or a cop out of water,
[G] I just [D] got me jigger [A] about, one [Em] fell and down. _
[G] When the swivit's a-fallin', [D] squirtin' right down his throat,
Now he's wearin' a white mat [A] on this swift [D]-ticketing ground. _ _
There's poor old Billy, his whispers are spattered,
[G] With the spots [D] of the [A] switches that's [E] flyin' around. _
[G] One poor little boy [D] got it right in the eye,
I mean, I'll give a darn [A] on this swift [D]-ticketing ground.
All he smokes, lots of muscles, all hands are excited,
It's [G] a wonder [D] to me [A] that there's nobody [E] around.
[G] There's a muscle confused [D] in a wonderful hustle,
They're all diggin' squids [A] on this swift [D]-ticketing ground.
God will let me sell a shirt, there's a nipper,
But I'm chappy, [G] he's the best [D] man at swift [A]-ticketing,
Here [E] I'll be found. _ _
[G] Hello, what's the row?
[D] I eat chicken in one now,
Just three per squid on [A] this swift [D]-ticketing ground. _ _
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[Em] _ _ [D] _ _ Now if you ever feel inclined to call squid in,
[Gm] Leave your white shirt [D] and [A] collar behind in [G] the crowd. _
And if you get cranky [D] without your silk hanky,
You'd better steer clear [A] of this swift [D]-ticketing ground. _ _
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