Chords for Stacey Kent - Waiter, Oh Waiter

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[Cm] Waiter, _ [F] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Dm] waiter, [Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ [Eb] _ [Dm] waiter, [Cm] oh waiter, [Ab] _ [Dm] please come to [F] my rescue.
_ [Eb] I cannot _
[Cm] understand a word [D] that's written on [Abm] this menu.
_ _ [Cm] Not that I'm [Ab] unaccustomed to [Bb] this kind of smart cuisine, _ but [Eb] what you've handed [Ebm] me [D] is
in a [Em] language I've [Gb] never [Am] seen.
_ [E] [Bm] And the way my [E] companion here [Dbm] keeps [G] gazing over [A] at me, _ [Db] makes me feel like [Ebm] I'm drifting
[Bb] further and further out [Fm] to sea.
_ _ [E] Everything looks so frightening, _ _ [B] everything _ [G] here looks so [C] _ _ _
[G] nice.
_ [Cm] Oh [Dm] waiter, _
[Eb] _ _ [F] _ please [Em] waiter, _
[F] _ _ [Em] _ [Eb] I _ really _ need your [F] _ _ advice.
[Db] _ _ _ [B] _ [Gm] _ [Dm] Waiter, [Cm] oh waiter, _ [F] I feel so _ embarrassed.
[Eb] If this is really French, it's [Fm] not the kind [Bb] they use [F] in Paris.
_ _ [Eb] What is this crab [Gb] and lobster foam?
[Bb] What in this _ [E] cassoulet?
_ [Eb] While my _ companion's so at home, so [Em] _ [Gb] terribly [Am] offey.
_ [Dbm] [Gbm] I need some words of [Bm] wisdom, I [Dbm] need you to [Bbm] take [A] my side.
[Gb] For very soon I know will come [Ab] the moment to decide.
_ Won't you [Bb] help me [E] through this menu?
_ Won't you [B] please just catch _ [Ab] my _ [G] eye?
_ _ [Eb] So [Dm] waiter, _
[Eb] _ _ [Dm] _ [F] oh [Em] waiter, _
[F] _ _ [Em] please [Eb] _ help me out _ [Dm] _ tonight. _
[Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] Underneath that stiff _ tuxedo, [Dm] you must be [A]
human too.
_ [Eb] You'll have had your days [A] of _ heartbreak, [Eb] and days when your dreams [E] came true. _
_ _ [B] _ [Eb] So waiter, [F] _
[Eb] _ _ _ [F] _ oh [G] waiter, _ _ _ please [Eb] _ help _ me out [F] _ tonight. _
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[G] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ [Dm] Waiter, [Cm] oh waiter, _ _ [Dm] please come to [F] my rescue.
[Eb] Oh let this be the sort of thing [Fm] your service can [F] extend to.
[Eb] Not that I'm _
[C] unaccustomed to [Gm] this kind of smart cuisine.
_ But this [Eb] menu is [D] as baffling as [E] anything [Ebm] I've ever [A] seen.
And [D] the way he looks across at me [Dbm] with his [G] sardonic [Gbm] _ gaze.
[Gb] Makes me feel I'm drifting [Ebm] further [Ab] out into the [Fm] choppy waves.
_ [E] Everything looks [Gb] so frightening, _ _ [G] everything _ here looks so [Ab] _ _
[F] nice.
_ _ [Eb] Oh [Dm] waiter, _
[Eb] _ _ [Dm] please [F] _ [Em] waiter, _
[F] _ _ [Em] _ [Eb] I _ really _ need [F] your advice. _
[Db] _ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] Underneath that stiff _ tuxedo, [Dm] you must be [A] human too.
_ [Eb] You'll have had your [A] days of _ heartbreak, [Eb] and days when your dreams [E] came true. _
_ _ _ [Eb] So [F] waiter, _ _ _ _ oh [G] waiter, _
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[Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ _ waiter. _
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