Chords for Stan Rogers - White Collar Holler

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[G] Well I rise up every morning [Em] at a quarter to [Eb] eight
Like [E] a woman whose wife tells me not to be late
I kiss the kids goodbye, I can't remember their names
[B] And week after week, it's [G] always the same
It's old [Dbm] boys, [E] can't code it, [C] whoops, and program it [G] right
[Em] Nothing ever happens in this [E] life of mine
I'm holding up the data on [Em] the Xerox _ [E] line
_ _ [Eb] And [C] it's code in the [E] day to give the keyboard a [Eb] punch
Then [Em] it's all score, a [E] lead, and a break [Eb] for some lunch
[Em] Call, [E] relate, tabulate, process, and screen
[Bm] Program, print out, regress to [Cm] the mean
And it's [E] old boys, can't code it, whoops, and program [B] it right
[Gm] Nothing ever happens in [E] this life of mine
I'm holding up the data [B] on the [E] Xerox line
_ _ [C] Yeah, but it's [G] home again, eat again, [Eb] watch some TV
Make [E] love to my woman at ten [Eb] fifty-three
I [E] dream the same dream when I'm sleeping [B] at night
I'm soaring over hills like an eagle in [Eb] flight
And it's [E] old boys, can't code [Eb] it, [E] whoops, and program it right
[G] Nothing ever happens in this [E] life of mine
I'm holding up the data on the Xerox line
_ _ _ [G] _ Someday I'm [E] gonna give up all the buttons and [Eb] things
I'll [E]
own, set a time clock till [Eb] it can't ring
[E] Learn up my necktie and set myself free
[B] Cause no one's gonna fold, bend, or mutilate me
And it's [E] old boys, [Dbm] can't code it, _ [E] whoops, and program it right
_ Nothing ever happens in this life of mine
I'm holding up the data on the Xerox line
[Eb] And it's old boys, can't code it, [E] whoops, and program it right
[G] Nothing ever happens [Eb] in this [E] life of mine
I'm holding up the [B] data on the _ Xerox [E] line _ _ _ _ _ _
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