Chords for Steak for Chicken

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[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Mardi Gras came and went, [G] all my money has been spent, [Am] how am I gonna pay the rent?
[G] Sitting on my ass, [Am] who mistook the steak for chicken?
[G] Who am I gonna stick my dick [Am] in?
We're not [G] those kids, sitting [Am] on the couch.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ In my former life I was a high roller, rocked my kids in a diamond stroller,
[Am] found my calling as a part-time bowler, [G] traded my wife for a new three-puller.
Who mistook these baths [G] for showers?
Who fucked up that leaning [Am] tower?
We're [G] not those kids, sitting [Am] on the couch. _ _
_ _ _ Oh, get on a gram and ride [G] away, live on birthday cakes [Am] today,
tell your grandparents that they're [G] gay, kiss their cheek and run [Am] away.
Me and my friends are so [G] smart, we invented this new kind of [Am] art,
post-modernist throwing to darts, [G] smoking crack and cutting [Am] crack.
Who mistook the crop for [G] teenie?
Who is gonna stroke my penis?
[Am] We're not [G] those kids, [Am] sitting on the couch.
[G] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ Oh, people are shiny like a brand new book,
[G] but if you get a closer look, [Am] there's shit on every hand you took.
If you don't believe me, look at your hand.
[Am] Who made all these things for [G] killing?
Who's pussyhole keeps filling?
We're not those kids, [Am] sitting on the couch.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna [G] stick my dick in?
[Am] We're not those kids, _ sitting on the couch. _
[G] Sitting [Am] on the couch.
[G] Sitting [Am] on the couch.
[G] Sitting on the couch.
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