Chords for Steel Panther - Community Property

You made some noise for Michael Starr one more time.
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[Bb] I love you too, Lexi.
[Am] Hey, Michael, I love you too, [Ebm] man.
I love you too, Satchel.
You know, we're like_
Me and you are [Db] like Eddie Van [N] Halen and David Lee Roth, dude.
[Abm]
Yeah, like_
Like Jimmy Page and Robert Palmer, dude.
That's right, dude.
It's [Bm] like Kip Winger [Eb] and_
Whoever the guitar player [Db] was in Winger, man, you know?
[B] Like the two guys [Bm] in Brokeback Mountain.
_ [Db] _ _ I don't think they got that movie over [N] here, asshole.
We're gonna do_
A brand new single that [B] just came out five months ago. _
[G] This [N] one_
I wanna dedicate to all the ladies here tonight_
That like to have sexual intercourse with various men_ [Db] Various women.
How many girls like [Gm] to have sexual intercourse?
Say, AHHHH!
[N] _ _ How many guys like to fuck hot bitches?
[Bb] Put your fucking hands up!
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[Bb] _ [Gb] Like to go to the zoo?
[N] _ Everybody likes to go to the zoo, asshole.
This is Japan, they have pandas here and shit.
This song is called Community _ Property. _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] My heart belongs [Bb] to you.
_ _ [Eb] My love is pure [Bb] and true.
[C] _ [Eb] My heart belongs to [Bb] you.
_ [Ebm] But [Ab] my cock is community property.
_ You're the only girl that I [Cm] like to screw.
When I'm not, [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ when I come home [Cm] I do this make.
What [Bb] fun is fun.
_ [Eb] _ I kiss your mouth even [Cm] after you swerve.
_ [Bb] _ _ _
[Eb] My [Ab] heart belongs to [Bb] you. _
[Eb] There ain't nothing [Ab] I [Bb] wouldn't do.
[C] Yeah.
[Eb] My heart [Ab] belongs to [Bb] you. _
[Ab] But my cock is community property.
_ [Eb]
[Bb] Well [C] I wanna [Ab] make it clear.
[Eb] You and [Bb] China.
[C] My tits are free, [Ab] baby.
_ And we're signing.
_ [Ebm] Just dancing [Bb] in town.
_ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ I love you so [Eb] much it [Cm] hurts.
From my head [Eb] to my feet. _ _
[Ab] [Eb] I think of you and I [Cm] can't help but [Bb] fondle my meat.
_ _ [Ab] [Eb] I see your face every [Cm] time that I go [Bb] out and cheat.
Sticks, hit that mother [Ab] fucker.
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[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] There ain't nothing [Ab] _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] to you.
Here we go.
[Eb] But my cock [Ab] is community [Bb] property.
Yeah, [Eb] yeah, [Ab] yeah.
[Bb] No, oh, oh.
Yeah, [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] oh, oh, [Ab] yeah.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ I [Ab] _ _
[Bb] love you, baby. _ _ _ _ _