Chords for Steel Panther - Community Property

I would give you the stars in [C] the sky, but they're too far [Bb] away
_ [Eb] If you are a hooker, [C] you'd know I'd be happy [Bb] to pay _ _
_ [Eb] If suddenly you [Bb] were a guy, I'd be suddenly gay
_ [Eb] Cause my heart belongs [Bb] to you
_ _ [Eb] My love is pure [Bb] and true
_ [Eb] My heart [F]
belongs [Bb] to you
[Eb] But my cock is [Ab]
community property
[Bb] _ You're the only girl that I like [Cm] to screw
When I'm not on [Bb] the road _ _
_ [Ab] When I come home, my [Cm] dinner's made
And the front lawn [Bb] is mine
_ _ [Ab] I'll kiss your mouth [Cm] even after you swallow
[Bb] _ _ _
[Eb] Cause my heart belongs [Bb] to you _
[Eb] There ain't nothing that I [Bb] wouldn't do for you
[Eb] My heart belongs [Bb] to you
[Ab] But my cock is community property _
[Bb] But I'll make [Ab] it clear, so you [Bb] retain it
My dick's a free [Ab] spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't [Bb] chain it down
[Cm] _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _
[Ab] I _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ love you so much [Cm] it hurts
From my head to [Bb] my feet _
_ [Eb] I think of you when [Cm] I can't help but fondle [Bb] my meat
_ [Eb] I see your face every [Cm] time that I go out [Bb] and cheat _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Cause my heart [Ab]
belongs [Bb] to you
_ [Eb] There ain't nothing [Ab] that I [Bb] wouldn't do
_ [Eb] My heart [Ab]
belongs [Bb] to you
_ [Eb] But my cock [Ab] is community [Bb] property
Yeah, [Eb] yeah, [Ab] yeah
No, [Bb] no, no Community [Eb] property
[Ab] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Community property
[Ab] _
_ [Bb] _ Community [Eb] property
_ [Ab] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ Community property _
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