Poontang Boomerang Chords by Steel Panther

_ [Eb] _ [Gb] _ [Db] _ [Gb] _ [Dbm] _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Fm] I met [C] a girl on Tinder [Eb] about [Bb] a year [Db] ago.
I [Ab] smelled like a [Eb] beanbag.
Stinky [Bb] down below.
[F] She never [C] got a call [Eb] back.
I [Bb] couldn't get on that fatty.
[F] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Eb] [Bb] Yeah, I wake up and three days later, [C] guess [Db] who shows [B] up as [Ebm] my caddy?
I'm [Gb] going [Db] tight, going [Ab] right.
She's [Gb] got no [Fm] way [Gb] out.
Don't [Db] put her ass on a Friday [Ab] night.
She's a bad box out of date.
[Eb] Sing [Gb] it!
Going [B] tight, going right.
[F] My friend was [C] getting married.
[Eb] The best friend [Bb] of mine.
[F] It was [C] pretty on me.
[Gb] She wanted [Db] something [Fm] big.
I told her [C] just the one [Eb] time I [Bb] would make [F] an exception.
_ [Eb] _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Bb] As she tried to suck my [B] balls [Db] at our wedding reception.
[Ebm] _ _ [Db] [Gb] Boomerang, [Ab] boomerang.
Give that shit a hurl.
[Eb] [Gb] I [Db] can almost [Gb] count.
[Ab] She ain't gonna wind up with that girl.
[Eb] _ [Gb] [Db] Boomerang, [Ab] boomerang.
[C] How about going [Ab] gay?
[B] A boomerang [Bb] wing is even [Db] worse. _
[Bb] They say.
_ _ _ [Abm] _ [Eb] _ Look out.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C]
You [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] chug that hard.
You [Bbm] don't want to fuck no more.
[Eb] But you better watch out, Jack.
Cause that ass is on the back.
You can hide, oh get in and around.
You can [Db] take your next bus out of town.
But you [Ab] can't get far enough away.
That bitch will [Eb] find you in a day.
Change your name to cut your hair.
[Bbm] Move away the jimba jule.
[Eb] I'm telling you right now.
That time will follow you.
You chug that hard.
You [Db] don't want to fuck no [Eb] more.
But you better watch out, Jack.
[F] Cause that ass is coming back.
[Ebm] _ Boomerang, [Ab]
boomerang.
[C] That shit [Ab] never [Gb] fails.
[Eb] [Gb] Sure as a [Db] bear shits [Gb] in the [Ab] woods.
That's the old bull's ass sales.
[Eb] _ [Gb] [Db] Boomerang, [Gb]
[Ab] boomerang.
You better [Ebm] watch out real quick.
[Gb] Boomerang, [Db] boomerang.
That's a [Gb] dangerous [Ab] down under on your tip.
[Eb] _ Boomerang, [Db] boomerang.
_ _ _ [B] _ Boomerang, [Ab] boomerang.
[C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ Boomerang, [F] boomerang.
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[Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Bbm] _ [Eb] _
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