Pretzel Logic Chords by Steely Dan

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_ [Am] _ _ _ [A] _ [Bm] _ [Am] I [A] _ [D] _ [Am] _ _ _ [D] _ [Am] _ _
_ [D] _ [Am] _ [A] would [Bm] love to [Am] tour the [F] Southland in a traveling minstrel [D] show.
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[A] _ [Bm] _ [Am] _ [Em] Yes, I'd love [Dm] to tour the Southland [G] [Dm] in a traveling [A] minstrel [Bm] show.
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[A] _ [D] _ [Am] _ Yes, I'm [Bm] gonna [A] be a star [C] and make [G] them [Bm] laugh.
Sound just [A] like a record on [G] a _ phonograph.
[F#] Those [E] days are gone [A] forever, [C] [D] over a long [C] time ago.
_ [F] Oh yeah.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ Hey, [F#m] hey!
[Am] _ _ _ [D] _ [Am] _ [A] I have [D] never [Am] met Napoleon, _ [Am] but I plan to find [D] the time.
[Am] _ _ _ [A] _ [Am] _ I [G] have never [Dm] met Napoleon, _ [E] [Dm] but I plan to find [A] the [Am] time.
Yes, [A] I [Am] do.
[Bm] Cause he looked [E] so [Am] fine up on [D] that hill.
They tell [E] me he was lonely, [D] [Am] his [G] loneliest still.
[D] Those days [E] are gone forever, [C] [D] over a long [C] time ago.
_ [F] Oh yeah.
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_ [D] I _ [Am] slept up on the [F] platform, the man gave me the [Am] news.
He said, you must be joking, son.
Where did [Bm] you get [C] those shoes?
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_ [G] _ [F] Where did you get those shoes?
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_ [A] _ [Bm] _ [Am] Well, [D] I've [E] seen them on the TV, [C] the movie [D] show.
They say [E] the times are [Am] changing, but I just [D] don't know.
[Bm] These things [E] are gone forever, [A] _ [C] [D] over a long [C] time ago. _
[F] Oh [Dm] yeah.
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Oh [F] yeah.
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