Two Against Nature Chords by Steely Dan

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[Ab] God [B] knows breaking is [Ebm] making [Ab] a _ [B] Mrs.
[Ab] Kitty crying inside, I should say.
But [B] a green demon and [Eb] that whole crew _ [B] crossed the [Ab] lobby door with a wingchair crew.
All [B] the nice people, [Ab] including souls, _ [B] [Gb] waking [Ab] in their red stacks [Ebm] of hidey holes.
_ [B] Everyone's [Ebm] wasted in this gruesome [Ab] dream, _ [B] God [Ab] won a man that's too [Gb] big a [Fm] scream.
[G] Two against nature, don't you know?
You're gonna crush the shade, but things still go. _
[A] [G] Two against nature, [Ab] break [Em] them, grow.
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You're gonna break the shade, but things are known. _
[Em] _ [Ab] [Ebm] I _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
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_ [B] met a girl, [Gb] Julie, [Ab] she come last night.
_ [B] [Ab] Sang a silly, but sweet unhappy rhyme.
There [B] on your night's [Ebm] bed, you must've [Ab] napped.
_ [B] Time to [Ab] tell a hand more like a child.
_ [B] All your darkness, _ [Ab] all your shrink.
_ [Abm] [Fm] Western science, it's trickery today.
[Ab] They [B] all must be easy, but behind the cop, _ absolutely gonna [Ab] help [Ebm] you beat the [F] stuff.
[Em] Two against nature, seven means.
Wouldn't make it [Bm] escape, it brings some sting. _
[A] [G] Two against nature, [E] swing and strut.
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His balls are bangin' skulls, he brings some death. _
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_ [Ab] [B] ballin' and [Gb] he, he's champion [Ab] love.
_ [B] Soda man, shot [Ab] with, roasted [Abm] chicken wine.
My _ [C] [B] brother, little Gary, [Bbm] he's very [Ab] Gary.
_ [B] [Gb] Frank and Jack in [Ab] Maracana, but for me.
_ [B] Beautiful housewife, in very deep [Ab] distress.
_ That she uses her [B] brother a [Gb] bit.
_ [Ab] [B] Two against nature, say God bless [Ab] God.
_ [Abm] Good things happenin' [Ebm] and you see about it.
_ [G] Two against [Em] nature, love is king. _
[Bm] Love is the way to fall, let him stand there. _
[A] _ [G] Two against nature, stand [Em] alone. _
Don't wanna taste the shame, but shame is unknown. _
_ Two against nature, don't you know.
[G]
So don't worry about the fool, one thing's to know. _
Two against nature, take that scroll. _
Bangs out for the fools, and it's unknown. _
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_ _ [F] _ [Gb] _ Break [Ab] _ [Gb] _
_ [Ab] [Abm] the wall, boy, [Gb] move that [Db] bag.
[Ab] _ [B] [Gb] That's the [Ab] bag of the Asian [Bbm] card. _
_ [B] River and rock, oh, [Gb] take that [Dm] draw.
[Abm] _ Shank and robin, dial [G] on the patio.
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_ [Ab] [B] Soak the [Ab] pillow, [Gb] in fresh old [Db]
[B] gravy.
[Gb] New air, but I want some feather lane.
[Bbm] _ [Ab] [B] Whip the carpet, _ [Gb] lace the [Abm] cream.
_ Take a bite of my sweet [G] turkey.
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_ [B] Yes, _ _ _ [Gb] _ [Ab] _
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_ [Ab] _ _ I'll be _ [Abm] _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ [Gb] home, but I'll be [Ab] here [B] now.
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