Chords for Stephen Lynch - Craig
Tempo:
140.15 bpm
Chords used:
E
C
B
Em
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C]
[E] [C]
Everyone knows Jesus, the man who healed lame.
Well I am Jesus' brother, [B] Craig is my [Em] name.
[E] Jesus is the Prince of Peace, Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God, [B] but Craig don't give a damn.
[E] Because when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't drink water into wine, but [C] into cold, coolers light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O.
But [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ, [C]
[E] [C]
I hang out with lepers,
but rabbits and salamay.
Jesus' friends are [Em] called apostles, [B] those dudes are deeply gay.
[E] Jesus performs miracles from Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fucking lady home.
[E] Because while Jesus is [C] praying, fucking Craig is laying.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm saying.
I [E] won't die for your [C] sin, like my famous kin.
But if [E] you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ, [C]
[E]
[Am] Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry [B] when he's nailed to that tree.
And [E] now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do,
but [E] where will you be when the Craig [C] machine comes partying through.
[E] And if the Lord will allow, you [C] got to ask yourself how,
and [E] who, and why, and when, and where [C] is your messiah now.
[E] It's fucking Craig, [C] fucking [E] [C] Craig,
[E] [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ, Christ, Christ,
[N]
Christ.
[E]
Sweet, sweet
[E] [C]
Everyone knows Jesus, the man who healed lame.
Well I am Jesus' brother, [B] Craig is my [Em] name.
[E] Jesus is the Prince of Peace, Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God, [B] but Craig don't give a damn.
[E] Because when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't drink water into wine, but [C] into cold, coolers light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O.
But [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ, [C]
[E] [C]
I hang out with lepers,
but rabbits and salamay.
Jesus' friends are [Em] called apostles, [B] those dudes are deeply gay.
[E] Jesus performs miracles from Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fucking lady home.
[E] Because while Jesus is [C] praying, fucking Craig is laying.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm saying.
I [E] won't die for your [C] sin, like my famous kin.
But if [E] you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig, [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ, [C]
[E]
[Am] Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry [B] when he's nailed to that tree.
And [E] now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do,
but [E] where will you be when the Craig [C] machine comes partying through.
[E] And if the Lord will allow, you [C] got to ask yourself how,
and [E] who, and why, and when, and where [C] is your messiah now.
[E] It's fucking Craig, [C] fucking [E] [C] Craig,
[E] [C] I'm [E] fucking Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ, Christ, Christ,
[N]
Christ.
[E]
Sweet, sweet
Key:
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_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Everyone knows Jesus, _ the man who healed lame.
_ Well I am Jesus' brother, _ _ [B] _ Craig is my [Em] name. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] Jesus is the Prince of Peace, Jesus is the Lamb.
_ _ Jesus is the Son of God, [B] but Craig don't give a damn.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ Because when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't drink water into wine, but [C] into cold, coolers light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O.
But [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig.
_ [C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ, _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
I hang out with lepers, _
but rabbits and _ salamay. _
_ Jesus' friends are [Em] called apostles, [B] those dudes are deeply gay. _
[E] _ _ Jesus _ performs _ miracles from Galilee to Rome.
_ But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fucking lady home.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] Because while Jesus is [C] praying, fucking Craig is laying.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm saying.
I [E] won't die for your [C] sin, like my famous kin.
But if [E] you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ, _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling _ rivalry [B] _ when he's nailed to that tree.
_ _ _ _ _ And [E] now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do,
but [E] where will you be when the Craig [C] machine comes partying through.
[E] And if the Lord will allow, you [C] got to ask yourself how,
and [E] who, and why, and when, and where [C] is your messiah now.
[E] It's fucking Craig, [C] _ _ fucking [E] _ _ _ [C] Craig, _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ I'm [E] fucking _ Craig.
[C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ, _ _ _ _ _ _ Christ, _ _ _ _ _ _ Christ, _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Christ.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ Sweet, sweet
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Everyone knows Jesus, _ the man who healed lame.
_ Well I am Jesus' brother, _ _ [B] _ Craig is my [Em] name. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] Jesus is the Prince of Peace, Jesus is the Lamb.
_ _ Jesus is the Son of God, [B] but Craig don't give a damn.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ Because when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't drink water into wine, but [C] into cold, coolers light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O.
But [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig.
_ [C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ, _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
I hang out with lepers, _
but rabbits and _ salamay. _
_ Jesus' friends are [Em] called apostles, [B] those dudes are deeply gay. _
[E] _ _ Jesus _ performs _ miracles from Galilee to Rome.
_ But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fucking lady home.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] Because while Jesus is [C] praying, fucking Craig is laying.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm saying.
I [E] won't die for your [C] sin, like my famous kin.
But if [E] you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig, _ [C] _ _ _ I'm [E] fucking Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ, _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling _ rivalry [B] _ when he's nailed to that tree.
_ _ _ _ _ And [E] now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do,
but [E] where will you be when the Craig [C] machine comes partying through.
[E] And if the Lord will allow, you [C] got to ask yourself how,
and [E] who, and why, and when, and where [C] is your messiah now.
[E] It's fucking Craig, [C] _ _ fucking [E] _ _ _ [C] Craig, _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ I'm [E] fucking _ Craig.
[C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ, _ _ _ _ _ _ Christ, _ _ _ _ _ _ Christ, _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Christ.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ Sweet, sweet