Chords for Stephen Lynch - Craig (Lyric video)
Tempo:
140.15 bpm
Chords used:
E
C
B
Em
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C]
[E] [C]
Everyone knows Jesus, the man who healed the lame, but I am Jesus' brother.
Craig is [B] my [Em] name.
[Bm]
[E] Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God.
[B] But Craig don't give a [B] damn.
Because [E] when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't turn water into wine, [C] but into cold, coarse light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O, but [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
[C] I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
[C]
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ.
[C]
[E] I hang out with [C] lepers,
[E] Barabbas and Salome.
Jesus' friends [Em] are called apostles.
[B] Those dudes are totally gay.
[Bm]
[E] Jesus performs miracles from Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fuckin' lady home.
Because [E] while Jesus is [C] prayin', fuckin' Craig is layin'.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm sayin'.
[E] I won't die for your sin, [C] like my famous kin.
But [E] if you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
[C] I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
[C] I'm [E] fuckin' [C] Craig. [E] Great Christ.
[C]
[E]
[Am] Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry [B] when it's nailed to that tree.
Yeah.
[E] And now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do, [E] but where will you be when the Craig
[C] machine comes partying through.
[Em] And if [E] the Lord would allow, [C] you got to ask yourself how [E] and who and why and when and
where [C] is your Messiah now.
[E] It's fuckin' [C] Craig.
[E] Fuckin' Craig.
[E] [C]
[E] Fuckin' Craig.
[C]
[E] Craig Christ.
Christ.
[N]
Rusty.
Sweet, sweet
[E] [C]
Everyone knows Jesus, the man who healed the lame, but I am Jesus' brother.
Craig is [B] my [Em] name.
[Bm]
[E] Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God.
[B] But Craig don't give a [B] damn.
Because [E] when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't turn water into wine, [C] but into cold, coarse light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O, but [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
[C] I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
[C]
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
[C]
[E] Great Christ.
[C]
[E] I hang out with [C] lepers,
[E] Barabbas and Salome.
Jesus' friends [Em] are called apostles.
[B] Those dudes are totally gay.
[Bm]
[E] Jesus performs miracles from Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fuckin' lady home.
Because [E] while Jesus is [C] prayin', fuckin' Craig is layin'.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm sayin'.
[E] I won't die for your sin, [C] like my famous kin.
But [E] if you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
[C] I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
[C] I'm [E] fuckin' [C] Craig. [E] Great Christ.
[C]
[E]
[Am] Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry [B] when it's nailed to that tree.
Yeah.
[E] And now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do, [E] but where will you be when the Craig
[C] machine comes partying through.
[Em] And if [E] the Lord would allow, [C] you got to ask yourself how [E] and who and why and when and
where [C] is your Messiah now.
[E] It's fuckin' [C] Craig.
[E] Fuckin' Craig.
[E] [C]
[E] Fuckin' Craig.
[C]
[E] Craig Christ.
Christ.
[N]
Rusty.
Sweet, sweet
Key:
E
C
B
Em
Bm
E
C
B
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Everyone knows Jesus, _ the man who healed the lame, _ but I am Jesus' brother.
_ _ _ Craig is [B] my [Em] name.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [E] _ _ Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
_ _ Jesus is the Son of God.
[B] But Craig don't give a [B] damn.
_ _ _ _ _ Because [E] when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't turn water into wine, [C] but into cold, coarse light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O, but [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
_ [C] _ _ _
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
_ [C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] I hang out with [C] lepers, _
_ [E] _ Barabbas and Salome. _ _
_ Jesus' friends [Em] are called apostles.
[B] Those dudes are totally gay.
[Bm] _
_ _ [E] _ Jesus performs _ miracles from Galilee to Rome.
_ But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fuckin' lady home.
_ _ _ _ _ Because [E] while Jesus is [C] prayin', fuckin' Craig is layin'.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm sayin'.
[E] I won't die for your sin, [C] like my famous kin.
But [E] if you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fuckin' _ _ _ [C] _ _ Craig. [E] Great Christ.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry _ [B] when it's nailed to that tree.
Yeah. _ _ _ _
[E] And now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do, [E] but where will you be when the Craig
[C] machine comes partying through.
[Em] And if [E] the Lord would allow, [C] you got to ask yourself how [E] and who and why and when and
where [C] is your Messiah now.
[E] It's fuckin' _ [C] Craig. _ _ _
[E] Fuckin' Craig. _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] Fuckin' _ Craig.
[C] _ _ _
[E] Craig Christ. _ _ _ _ _
Christ. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Rusty. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Sweet, sweet
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Everyone knows Jesus, _ the man who healed the lame, _ but I am Jesus' brother.
_ _ _ Craig is [B] my [Em] name.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [E] _ _ Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
_ _ Jesus is the Son of God.
[B] But Craig don't give a [B] damn.
_ _ _ _ _ Because [E] when Craig's in sight, we'll [C] party all damn night.
I [E] don't turn water into wine, [C] but into cold, coarse light.
I'm [E] not my brother, I know, don't [C] walk on H2O, but [E] I got hydroponic shit that [C] me and Judas grow.
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
_ [C] _ _ _
[E] I'm fuckin' Craig.
_ [C] _ _ _
[E] Great Christ. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] I hang out with [C] lepers, _
_ [E] _ Barabbas and Salome. _ _
_ Jesus' friends [Em] are called apostles.
[B] Those dudes are totally gay.
[Bm] _
_ _ [E] _ Jesus performs _ miracles from Galilee to Rome.
_ But it would be a miracle [B] if he brought a fuckin' lady home.
_ _ _ _ _ Because [E] while Jesus is [C] prayin', fuckin' Craig is layin'.
[E] Every lady in the [C] testament, you know what I'm sayin'.
[E] I won't die for your sin, [C] like my famous kin.
But [E] if you got a little [C] sister, then there's room at this inn.
I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fuckin' Craig.
_ _ [C] _ _ I'm [E] fuckin' _ _ _ [C] _ _ Craig. [E] Great Christ.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ Jesus was our mother's [E] faith.
All her love to him she [Am] gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry _ [B] when it's nailed to that tree.
Yeah. _ _ _ _
[E] And now the question for you [C] is not what would Jesus do, [E] but where will you be when the Craig
[C] machine comes partying through.
[Em] And if [E] the Lord would allow, [C] you got to ask yourself how [E] and who and why and when and
where [C] is your Messiah now.
[E] It's fuckin' _ [C] Craig. _ _ _
[E] Fuckin' Craig. _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[E] Fuckin' _ Craig.
[C] _ _ _
[E] Craig Christ. _ _ _ _ _
Christ. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Rusty. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Sweet, sweet