Chords for Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers - Atheists Don't Have No Songs
Tempo:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

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You know, religious people have such beautiful music and art, and atheists really have nothing.
now.
A little tune called, Atheists Don't Have No Songs.
Christians have their hymns and pages, Habanagilas for the Jews.
have the rock of ages, Atheists just sing the blues.
play Clair de Lune, Born again, sing He is Risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune, For godless existentialism.
atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
now.
A little tune called, Atheists Don't Have No Songs.
Christians have their hymns and pages, Habanagilas for the Jews.
have the rock of ages, Atheists just sing the blues.
play Clair de Lune, Born again, sing He is Risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune, For godless existentialism.
atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
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_ _ _ _ You know, religious people have such beautiful music and art, and atheists really have nothing.
_ _ _ _ Until now. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ A little tune called, Atheists Don't Have No Songs. _ _ _ _ _
_ Christians have their hymns and pages, _ _ Habanagilas for the Jews.
Baptists have the rock of ages, _ Atheists just sing the blues.
[Db] _ Romantics [Bb] _
play Clair de Lune, Born again, sing He is Risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune, For godless _ _ existentialism.
[D] _ For atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
In [Abm] their songs, they have a [A] rule, The he is always [Bb] lower case. _
[N] _ [Bb] The he is [D] always lower case. _
_ [N] _ Some folks sing, [F] Some folks sing a Bachantata,
Bachantata, _ Lutherans get Christmas trees.
Atheists songs add up to nada, Up to nada, but they do,
Have [Bb] Sundays free, Have Sundays free. _ _
[C] _ _ _ Pentecostals sing, Pentecostals sing,
Sing to heaven, Sing to heaven,
Coptics have [F] the book of scrolls, [Gm] Numerologists count,
Numerologists count, They count [F] to seven,
Count to seven, _ Atheists have rock [Bb] and roll.
_ _ [Eb] _
For atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs, they have a rule, The he is always lower case.
The he is always lower _ case.
_ [Bb] Atheists, Atheists, _ [C] Atheists,
_ _ Don't have no thoughts, [G]
Christians have, Christians have their [Gb] hymns and pages,
Hymns and pages, [C] Habanergy [Ab]-less for the [N] Jews,
For the Jews, Baptists have the rock of ages,
Rock of ages, Atheists [C] just sing [E] the blues. _
Catholics, dress up for mass, And listen to Gregorian chants.
Atheists, just take a pass, Watch football in their [G] _ _
underpants,
[E] Watch football in their [C] _ _
underpants.
Atheists, Atheists, _ _
[D] _ Atheists,
[B] Don't have no songs, Don't have no [D] songs.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ You know, religious people have such beautiful music and art, and atheists really have nothing.
_ _ _ _ Until now. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ A little tune called, Atheists Don't Have No Songs. _ _ _ _ _
_ Christians have their hymns and pages, _ _ Habanagilas for the Jews.
Baptists have the rock of ages, _ Atheists just sing the blues.
[Db] _ Romantics [Bb] _
play Clair de Lune, Born again, sing He is Risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune, For godless _ _ existentialism.
[D] _ For atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
In [Abm] their songs, they have a [A] rule, The he is always [Bb] lower case. _
[N] _ [Bb] The he is [D] always lower case. _
_ [N] _ Some folks sing, [F] Some folks sing a Bachantata,
Bachantata, _ Lutherans get Christmas trees.
Atheists songs add up to nada, Up to nada, but they do,
Have [Bb] Sundays free, Have Sundays free. _ _
[C] _ _ _ Pentecostals sing, Pentecostals sing,
Sing to heaven, Sing to heaven,
Coptics have [F] the book of scrolls, [Gm] Numerologists count,
Numerologists count, They count [F] to seven,
Count to seven, _ Atheists have rock [Bb] and roll.
_ _ [Eb] _
For atheists, there's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs, they have a rule, The he is always lower case.
The he is always lower _ case.
_ [Bb] Atheists, Atheists, _ [C] Atheists,
_ _ Don't have no thoughts, [G]
Christians have, Christians have their [Gb] hymns and pages,
Hymns and pages, [C] Habanergy [Ab]-less for the [N] Jews,
For the Jews, Baptists have the rock of ages,
Rock of ages, Atheists [C] just sing [E] the blues. _
Catholics, dress up for mass, And listen to Gregorian chants.
Atheists, just take a pass, Watch football in their [G] _ _
underpants,
[E] Watch football in their [C] _ _
underpants.
Atheists, Atheists, _ _
[D] _ Atheists,
[B] Don't have no songs, Don't have no [D] songs.
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