Chords for Still Dumb, Goose Creek

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_ [Ebm] All right, here's a song that fits everybody,
including the Pope.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
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_ _ This old world is a-goin' too fast
That's plain for me to [A] see
A deal over here, a deal over there
A deal for you and [B] me
Sometimes I believe that we forgot
Why we are here
[A] _ [B] Still dumb after [E] all these years _ _ _ _
_ Out all night with some good old boys
Drinkin' till the break of [A] dawn
Hit every bar, we missed every car
Oh, wonder how we got home
[B] What kind of fool would get stoned blind
And still drink ten more [A] beers
_ [B] Still dumb [E] after all these years
_ _ That's our check _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ [E] _ _ _ _
Well, I've been pickin' and singin' in a band
Damn near all my [A] life
Said to myself, well, I gotta quit
Or I'm gonna lose my [B] wife
But here I stand in a VFW
Pickin' and drinkin' my [A] beer
[B] Still dumb after [E] all these years _ _ _ _ _
_ Somebody's gonna push a button someday
And it'll all go ker [A]-bang
No more win, no more win
I won't be at that darn [B] thing
Leaders and leaders and dictator leaders
Wish they'd stuck up their [Gb] beer
[A] _ [B] Still dumb
[A] _ [B] Still dumb
[A] _ [B] Still dumb after [E] all these years _ _ _ _
_ School _ _ _ _ _
_ _ School _ _ _ _
_ Ski-u
_ _ _ [Em] _
_ [E] _ College, y'all _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
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