Chords for Stink-Foot

_ _ _ [D] In the [F] dark, [Cm] _
[Gm] _ _ [C] where all the [C] fevers grow. _
_ _ _ Under the [F] water, _
_ _ [C] _ where the shark [F] bubbles blow.
_ _ [C] _ _ In the [Dm] morning, _ _ _ [Cm] _ by your radio.
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_ _ [C] The walls close in to [F]
suffocate ya.
[C] You ain't got no friends, [Bb] and all the others they [C] hate ya.
Does the life you been leadin' gotta [Bb] go, hmm?
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] Well let me straighten you out, about [C] a place I know.
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Get [C] your shoes and socks on people, it's right around the [E] corner.
_ _ _ _ [C] Out through [D] the night, and the whisperin' breezes.
To [C] the place where [D] they keep the imaginary diseases.
[C] Out through the [D] night, and the whisperin' breezes.
To the [C] place where they keep the imaginary [G] diseases. _ _ _
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This [F] has to be the disease for [C] you.
Now scientists [F] call this disease, _ [C] Bromodrosis.
But us regular [F] folks, who might wear [C] tennis shoes or an occasional python [F] boot.
Know this [C] exquisite little inconvenience by the [F] name of,
_ Stank [Cm] Python.
_ [Gb] _ _ You know, [C] my python boot is too [Bb] tight.
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I couldn't get it off last [Bb] night.
_ _ [Cm] A week went by, [F] and now it's July.
I finally got it off, and my girlfriend cried.
You got [C] stink foot, _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ stink foot darlin'.
_ [Eb] _ _ _ [C] Your stink foot, puts [F] a hurt on my [Cm] nose.
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Stink foot, stink [G] foot, I ain't [Cm] lyin'.
And you rinse it [F] off, do you [G] suppose?
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Here Pyto, _ [Db] Pyto.
Gimme [Bb] a little puppy, bring the [Gb] slippers.
My, [Bb] my, my.
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_ _ _ [Dbm] _ [Db] Ha, ha, [D] _
ha.
_ [Db] _ _ Sick.
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_ _ _ [G] I'm a little bit sick.
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I'm a little bit sick.
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ I'm a little bit sick.
I'm _ _ a little bit sick.
I'm [C] a little bit sick.
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Well then [Bb] Pyto got up off the floor, [C] and he rolled over, and he looked [Cm] me straight in the [Bb] eye.
And you know what he [G] said? _
[C] _ Once [Gm] upon a time, _ [C] _
_ somebody [Bb] say to me.
This is [C] a dog talking now.
_ What is [Bb] your _ _ [A] conceptual _ _ [Bb] continuity?
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_ Well I told him [Bb] right then, [G] Pyto said.
[C] _ It should be easy to see.
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_ _ [A] The crux of the [Bb] biscuit, _ [G] _
is the [Cm] apostrophe.
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Well you know, [C] _ the man that [Gm] was talking to the dog, looked at the dog and he said.
[G] Sort [G] of staring in disbelief.
_ _ [C] You can't say that.
_ [A] He said.
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_ It doesn't.
[G] And you can't.
_ [Cm] I won't.
[Bb] And it [C] don't.
It hasn't.
[Bb] It [G] isn't.
It even ain't.
And it _ shouldn't.
[Cm] It couldn't.
[F] He told me no, no, no.
_ _ [Cm] I told him yes, [G] yes, yes.
_ _ _ [Cm] I said I do it all [F] the time.
_ _ [G] _ Ain't this [F] boogie a mess.
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