Chords for Stompin' Tom Connors - The Ballad Of Muk Tuk Annie
Tempo:
90.6 bpm
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Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Ab] [A] Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muck Tuck Annie [D] who came south to go to [A] school.
With a [E] see-through blouse and seal-skin mini, old Annie sure looked [A] cool.
She blew into Montreal in the early fall like nothing they'd ever seen.
[E] With long black hair and reindeer underwear, she weighed about two [A]-sixteen.
[D] She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
People, [E] don't you know now what I [A] mean?
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
Old Muck [E] Tuck Annie could really make the scene.
Well she told her teacher that she wanted to dance, said she [A] wanted to study ballet.
[E] But she was four-foot-six with her muck locks off and I heard her teacher say,
Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't [A] dance, no I wouldn't want to tell you [D] that.
[E] But I got a form here signed in triplicate, says you gotta learn to drive a [A] cat.
She says I don't want to learn to cook or sew, [D] build boats or drive no cat.
[E] Cuz I came south to learn to sing and dance and groove like [A] that.
Cuz I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen [D] for 1974.
And [E] I spent a whole weekend in Greece Fjord with the boys beating down [A] the door.
She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now [A] what I mean?
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck Tuck [E] Annie could really [A] make the scene.
Well she said thank you for your [B] trouble sir, but [D] I'll make it on my own.
[E] And the word spread through the north like wildfire, Big [A] Annie's coming home.
She got off of the plane with a record [D] player, ballet slippers on her toes.
[E] And she opened up a little groovy club where everybody [A] comes and goes.
She got old Stompin' Tom on the record [D] player and she serves good booze and grub.
[E] And the folks around Baffin Island figure it's better than any old [A] playboy club.
You can drink tea, beer, and [D] antifreeze till you fall right off of your feet.
[E] And there's seal flippers and
potato chips when you feel like [A] something to eat.
[D] She come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, don't you know now [A] what I mean?
She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck [Em] Tuck Annie could really [A] make the scene.
Well she packs that joint almost every [B] night and [D] folks come from miles around.
[E] And every night about ten o'clock all the house lights are [A] turned way down.
And suddenly she's on the [D] stage wearing that toothless grin.
[E] Short fat Annie, the goddess of love, and she's gonna do her [A] dance of sin.
Well she jumps and shouts and huffs and [D] puffs and does a little bump and grind.
[E] And all she's wearing is them permigan feathers scotch tape to [A] her behind.
Well she made about 100 grand last year, which wasn't too bad at all.
[E] And decided to take a little holiday, so she flew down to [A] Montreal.
It seems she ran into her teacher there, [D] you know the one that she met before.
[E] And she gave him a job tending the fire and taking tickets at her [A] nightclub door.
She [D] come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now what [A] I mean?
[D] She had the boys all crying on [A] the distant early warning line.
Oh, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really [A] make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck [E] Annie could really make the [A] scene.
With a [E] see-through blouse and seal-skin mini, old Annie sure looked [A] cool.
She blew into Montreal in the early fall like nothing they'd ever seen.
[E] With long black hair and reindeer underwear, she weighed about two [A]-sixteen.
[D] She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
People, [E] don't you know now what I [A] mean?
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
Old Muck [E] Tuck Annie could really make the scene.
Well she told her teacher that she wanted to dance, said she [A] wanted to study ballet.
[E] But she was four-foot-six with her muck locks off and I heard her teacher say,
Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't [A] dance, no I wouldn't want to tell you [D] that.
[E] But I got a form here signed in triplicate, says you gotta learn to drive a [A] cat.
She says I don't want to learn to cook or sew, [D] build boats or drive no cat.
[E] Cuz I came south to learn to sing and dance and groove like [A] that.
Cuz I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen [D] for 1974.
And [E] I spent a whole weekend in Greece Fjord with the boys beating down [A] the door.
She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now [A] what I mean?
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck Tuck [E] Annie could really [A] make the scene.
Well she said thank you for your [B] trouble sir, but [D] I'll make it on my own.
[E] And the word spread through the north like wildfire, Big [A] Annie's coming home.
She got off of the plane with a record [D] player, ballet slippers on her toes.
[E] And she opened up a little groovy club where everybody [A] comes and goes.
She got old Stompin' Tom on the record [D] player and she serves good booze and grub.
[E] And the folks around Baffin Island figure it's better than any old [A] playboy club.
You can drink tea, beer, and [D] antifreeze till you fall right off of your feet.
[E] And there's seal flippers and
potato chips when you feel like [A] something to eat.
[D] She come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, don't you know now [A] what I mean?
She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck [Em] Tuck Annie could really [A] make the scene.
Well she packs that joint almost every [B] night and [D] folks come from miles around.
[E] And every night about ten o'clock all the house lights are [A] turned way down.
And suddenly she's on the [D] stage wearing that toothless grin.
[E] Short fat Annie, the goddess of love, and she's gonna do her [A] dance of sin.
Well she jumps and shouts and huffs and [D] puffs and does a little bump and grind.
[E] And all she's wearing is them permigan feathers scotch tape to [A] her behind.
Well she made about 100 grand last year, which wasn't too bad at all.
[E] And decided to take a little holiday, so she flew down to [A] Montreal.
It seems she ran into her teacher there, [D] you know the one that she met before.
[E] And she gave him a job tending the fire and taking tickets at her [A] nightclub door.
She [D] come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now what [A] I mean?
[D] She had the boys all crying on [A] the distant early warning line.
Oh, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really [A] make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck [E] Annie could really make the [A] scene.
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_ [Ab] _ [A] _ _ _ Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muck Tuck Annie [D] who came south to go to [A] school.
With a [E] see-through blouse and seal-skin mini, old Annie sure looked [A] cool.
She blew into Montreal in the early fall like nothing they'd ever seen.
[E] With long black hair and reindeer underwear, she weighed about two [A]-sixteen.
[D] She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
People, [E] don't you know now what I [A] mean? _ _
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
Old Muck [E] Tuck Annie could really make the scene. _
Well she told her teacher that she wanted to dance, said she [A] wanted to study ballet.
[E] But she was four-foot-six with her muck locks off and I heard her teacher say,
Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't [A] dance, no I wouldn't want to tell you [D] that.
[E] But I got a form here signed in triplicate, says you gotta learn to drive a [A] cat.
She says I don't want to learn to cook or sew, [D] build boats or drive no cat.
[E] Cuz I came south to learn to sing and dance and groove like [A] that.
Cuz I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen [D] for 1974.
And [E] I spent a whole weekend in Greece Fjord with the boys beating down [A] the door.
She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now [A] what I mean?
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck Tuck [E] Annie could really [A] make the scene. _
Well she said thank you for your [B] trouble sir, but [D] I'll make it on my own.
[E] And the word spread through the north like wildfire, Big [A] Annie's coming home.
She got off of the plane with a record [D] player, ballet slippers on her toes.
[E] And she opened up a little groovy club where everybody [A] comes and goes.
She got old Stompin' Tom on the record [D] player and she serves good booze and grub.
[E] And the folks around Baffin Island figure it's better than any old [A] playboy club.
You can drink tea, beer, and [D] antifreeze till you fall right off of your feet.
[E] And there's seal flippers and
potato chips when you feel like [A] something to eat.
[D] She come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, don't you know now [A] what I mean?
She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck [Em] Tuck Annie could really [A] make the scene. _
Well she packs that joint almost every [B] night and [D] folks come from miles around.
[E] And every night about ten o'clock all the house lights are [A] turned way down.
And suddenly she's on the [D] stage wearing that toothless grin.
[E] Short fat Annie, the goddess of love, and she's gonna do her [A] dance of sin.
Well she jumps and shouts and huffs and [D] puffs and does a little bump and grind.
[E] And all she's wearing is them permigan feathers scotch tape to [A] her behind.
Well she made about 100 grand last year, which wasn't too bad at all.
[E] And decided to take a little holiday, so she flew down to [A] Montreal.
It seems she ran into her teacher there, [D] you know the one that she met before.
[E] And she gave him a job tending the fire and taking tickets at her [A] nightclub door.
She [D] come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now what [A] I mean?
[D] She had the boys all crying on [A] the distant early warning line.
Oh, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really [A] make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck [E] Annie could really make the [A] scene. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
With a [E] see-through blouse and seal-skin mini, old Annie sure looked [A] cool.
She blew into Montreal in the early fall like nothing they'd ever seen.
[E] With long black hair and reindeer underwear, she weighed about two [A]-sixteen.
[D] She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
People, [E] don't you know now what I [A] mean? _ _
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
Old Muck [E] Tuck Annie could really make the scene. _
Well she told her teacher that she wanted to dance, said she [A] wanted to study ballet.
[E] But she was four-foot-six with her muck locks off and I heard her teacher say,
Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't [A] dance, no I wouldn't want to tell you [D] that.
[E] But I got a form here signed in triplicate, says you gotta learn to drive a [A] cat.
She says I don't want to learn to cook or sew, [D] build boats or drive no cat.
[E] Cuz I came south to learn to sing and dance and groove like [A] that.
Cuz I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen [D] for 1974.
And [E] I spent a whole weekend in Greece Fjord with the boys beating down [A] the door.
She came a long, long way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now [A] what I mean?
[D] She had the boys all [A] crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck Tuck [E] Annie could really [A] make the scene. _
Well she said thank you for your [B] trouble sir, but [D] I'll make it on my own.
[E] And the word spread through the north like wildfire, Big [A] Annie's coming home.
She got off of the plane with a record [D] player, ballet slippers on her toes.
[E] And she opened up a little groovy club where everybody [A] comes and goes.
She got old Stompin' Tom on the record [D] player and she serves good booze and grub.
[E] And the folks around Baffin Island figure it's better than any old [A] playboy club.
You can drink tea, beer, and [D] antifreeze till you fall right off of your feet.
[E] And there's seal flippers and
potato chips when you feel like [A] something to eat.
[D] She come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, don't you know now [A] what I mean?
She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line.
And old Muck [Em] Tuck Annie could really [A] make the scene. _
Well she packs that joint almost every [B] night and [D] folks come from miles around.
[E] And every night about ten o'clock all the house lights are [A] turned way down.
And suddenly she's on the [D] stage wearing that toothless grin.
[E] Short fat Annie, the goddess of love, and she's gonna do her [A] dance of sin.
Well she jumps and shouts and huffs and [D] puffs and does a little bump and grind.
[E] And all she's wearing is them permigan feathers scotch tape to [A] her behind.
Well she made about 100 grand last year, which wasn't too bad at all.
[E] And decided to take a little holiday, so she flew down to [A] Montreal.
It seems she ran into her teacher there, [D] you know the one that she met before.
[E] And she gave him a job tending the fire and taking tickets at her [A] nightclub door.
She [D] come a long, long [A] way from Provishore Bay.
[D] People, [E] don't you know now what [A] I mean?
[D] She had the boys all crying on [A] the distant early warning line.
Oh, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck Annie [E] could really [A] make the scene.
Let me tell you now, Muck Duck [E] Annie could really make the [A] scene. _
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