Stuck In Daily Mail Land Chords by Hugh Cornwell

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You [F#] won't believe what I read in the paper this [G] morning, but it's true
There's no smoke without fire, every [A] party never fails
I just [Bm] can't wait till it drops through the box in the [G] morning
It's my treat for the day, with the wife, she's still [E] yawning as we read
Every day is the truth, no true story never [A] tells
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Stuck in the 80 mile land
If you don't understand
[B] Some people not read, I know, but for me [G] it's the Bible I believe
Every word guarantees my [A] survival, I'm a fan
I [Bm] just don't care, tell me straight, keep me short
I don't listen to [G] the lies, they just hate
Back the papers on a mission, [E] twist the wife and we agree
Till we ignore all the [A] negatives we can
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If you don't understand _ _ _
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Stuck in the 80 mile land
If you don't understand
I [B] never read all the rest, it's a test of my [G] loyalty
Don't need any more, I get bored with variety, [A] I'm sure
_ You know [Bm] I've read every day, come what may
Treat my dear [G] lady, my ma and my pa
This is where it will [E] lead and be
How can you suggest, when my lesson is [A] sincerity is pure
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