Stupid Chords by Eldon

_ _ [D] 2-15 calling [F#m] me up.
Let your thing pick things [C] up.
I drink too much, pumpin' [F#m] me up.
You call me only [E] when you want. _ _ _
I [Gm] know you too well. _ _ _
[C] _ _ [D] 3-6-10 pickin' [F#m] you up.
Let your thing acting [F#] it up.
Maybe you [C] had a [D#] breakup.
Why am I [F#m] [Gm] carrying your mop bag? _ _ _
[E] Don't [Gm] call me honey. _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ Since 2002 [F#m] we just hung out together.
[F#] Crazy about ET [B] but didn't [A] know about [Em] aliens.
Sometimes we fought [D#] and sometimes we cried [G] and
sometimes we lost it before we [G#] started kissing.
[G] _ Snooper, _ [F#] [Gm] why you calling [D] me snooper?
I want _ _ [G] _ nothing.
_ [F#] _
[Gm] Did you say it [D] all means nothing? _ _ _ _
Maybe [G] you're right.
You've always been [Gm] right.
I [D] thought that you [A] felt [Am] the same way.
[B] That makes me [E] feel helpless. _ _ _ _
[F#] I'm [Gm] so stupid.
_ _ [A] Tell me [D] that was a joke.
My [F#m] only hope.
My [C] weakened heart tells me [C#] that I'm [B] suffering.
Broken [Gm] heart syndrome.
_ _ And [E] _ [F#] [Gm] then tears me to pieces.
_ [D] Since _ 2016 [F#m] we were stuck together.
[C] Crazy [D] about nobody [B] but [A] didn't know about love.
[Em] Always you piss it [D#] off.
Always you break my [G] heart.
Always you run away.
Before I [G#] say we're done.
[G] Snooper, _ _ [Gm] why you calling [D] me snooper?
_ I want _ _ [G] nothing.
_ _ [F#] Did [Gm] you say it all [D] means nothing? _ _ _ _
[F#] Maybe [G] you're right.
You've always [Gm] been right.
I thought [D] that you [A] felt the [Am] same way.
[B] That makes me [E] feel helpless. _ _ _ _
I'm [Gm] so stupid. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ You thought you're a thief.
But you [D] never know.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ The one who was giving.
But you [D] never know.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [E] _ [Gm] There's no one like me.
But you never [D] know.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ [Gm] I'm a dying breed. _
But you never know. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _