Substance Abuse Problem Chords by Grandpas Cough Medicine

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I don't have a substance [C] abuse problem. _
[D] The booze and the drugs are the ones [G] abusing me. _
Jim Beam just kicked me in [C] my liver. _
[D] And my brain just got scrambled on [G] 2C-B. _ _
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Well, a little wine never hurt nobody.
[C] Three bottles made me punch the wall.
[D] And I woke up with a broken hand and a head three size [G] too small.
Then I got high but I couldn't get [C] higher so I just ate the whole ounce.
[D] Now I'm having a whole lot of trouble just trying to get up [G] off the couch.
I don't have a substance [C] abuse problem. _
[D] The booze and the drugs are the ones [G] abusing me. _
_ Jim Beam just kicked me in my liver. _
[D] And my brain just got scrambled on [G] 2C-B. _ _
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Well, Lord knows I'm sleep deprived [C] when I'm on cocaine.
[D] And I sure don't like to think about what acid does to my brain.
Took too many mushrooms [C] now I'm puking in the yard.
[D] And a bottle of whiskey turned me around into [G] a retard.
I don't have a substance [C] abuse problem. _
[D] The booze and the drugs are the ones abusing me. _
_ Jim Beam just kicked me [C] in my liver. _
[D] And my brain just got scrambled on [G] 2C-B. _ _
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[G] _ I don't have a substance [C] abuse problem.
[D] The booze and the drugs are the ones [G] abusing me. _
_ Jim Beam just kicked me [C] in my liver. _
[D] And my brain just got scrambled on [G] 2C-B. _
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