Chords for Sweeney Todd Pirelli's Miracle Elixer Lyrics

[D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
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_ _ Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?
_ _ [B] _ _ _ You wake every [Em] morning in shame and [Gbm] despair to discover your pillow is covered [B] with hair
_ Warned not to be [A] there
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[Am] Well, [D] ladies and gentlemen, from now on you can wake and I did
[Am] You may never again have a worry or care, I will show you a miracle [D] marvelous rare
_ _ [A] _ [E] Gentlemen, you are about to see something that [Bbm] rose from the [Bm] dead
[Cm] On _
[Dbm] _ _ the [Bb] top of my head _ _
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[C] [Bb] Was Pirelli's miracle _ elixir?
That's what did the trick, sir, true, sir, true
Was it quick, sir?
[Gm] Did it in a tic, sir?
[Cm] Just like an [Bb] elixir ought to do
How [F] about a bottle, mister?
Only costs a penny, [Bb] guaranteed
_ _ Does _ _ _ _
[F] _ Pirelli [Bb] stimulate the growth, sir?
You [F] can have my oath, [Bb] sir, to unique
[F] Rub a minute, stimulating [Bb] in it Soon you'll have to thin it once a week
Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?
I'll be standing near an open trench
Pardon me, sir, [F] what's that awful stench?
By _ Pirelli's [Bb] miracle elixir Anything will slick, sir, soon spreads cold
Try Pirelli and they see our thing _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] What have I abhorred, mister?
What is this?
What is this?
Smells like piss Smells like ew
_ [D] No, don't touch it [G] if I want you [Dm] to
This is piss, miss, [F] we've been
Let [C] Pirelli's activate your oosa Keep it off [Bb] your boots, sir, it's right through
Yes, get [C] Pirelli's usable of it [F] Let's him love it
[Bb] Ah, doo doo _ _ _ _
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