Chords for Sweet Transvestite

_ _ _ _ _ How'd you do, I?
[G] See you've met my [A] _ faithful _
[G] handyman.
He's [E] just a little broad-dying,
[Gb] because [G] when you knocked, [Ab] [A] he thought you were the [Eb] candyman.
_ _ _ [E] Don't get strung up [Gb] [G] by the way I look.
[Ab] _ [A] Don't judge a book [D] by its [E] cover.
_ I'm not much of a man [G] by the light of day, [A] but by night I'm one hell [E] of a lover.
I'm [B] just a sweet _ transvestite _ _ _ [A] from _ transsexual _ _ [E] Transylvania. _ _ _
_ _ Let me show you around, [G] maybe play you a song.
[A] You look like you're both [E] pretty groovin'.
Or if you want something visual, [G] let's not chew a vismo.
[A] We could take in an old [E] Steve Reeves movie.
I'm glad we caught you at home.
[G] _ Could we use your [A] phone?
We're both in a bit [E] of a hurry.
Right.
We'll just stay where we are, then go [G] back to the car.
_ _ [A] We don't want to be any [E] worry.
_ Well, you got caught with a flat wheel.
[G] _ How about that?
[A] Well, babies, [E] don't you panic.
By the light of the night, [G] it'll all seem all right.
[A] I'll get you a satanic [E] mechanic.
I'm [B] just a sweet _ transvestite _ from [A] _ _ _
transsexual _ _ [E] Transylvania. _ _
Why _ _ don't you [Bm] stay for the night?
[Gb] _ [G] Or maybe [Ab] I [A] could [Eb] show you my favorite [E] obsession.
I've been [Gb] making a man [G] with blonde hair and a [A] tan.
He's good [C] for relieving my [E] _ tension.
I'm [B] just a sweet _ transvestite _ from [A] _ _
_ transsexual _ _ [E] Transylvania. _
_ _ _ _ I'm [B] just a sweet _ transvestite _ _ [A] from _ _ transsexual _ _ [E] Transylvania. _
_ _ _ So _ _ _ _ come up to the lab [G] and see what's on the slab.
_ I see you shiver with _ anticipation. _ _ _ _
[E] _ But maybe the race [G] is really to blame.
So [A] I'll remove the cause. _ _ _ _ _ _
But [Ab] not the symptom. _ _ _ _
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