Chords for Sweet Transvestite [scene 8]

[Em] Brad, please.
Let's get out of here.
For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself, Janet.
But it seems so unhealthy here.
It's just a party, Janet.
Well, I want to go.
Well, we can't go anywhere till I get to a phone.
Well, then ask the butler or someone.
Just a moment, Janet.
We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.
This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad.
They're probably foreigners with ways [E] different than our own.
They may do some more_
_pope
dancing.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[B] I'm here.
There's nothing to worry about. _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ How do you do, Ire?
[G] So you've met [A] my_
_faithful
_ [G] handyman.
He's [E] just a little broad-dying [Gb] beggar.
[G] When you knocked,
[A] he thought you were the [Eb] candyman.
_ _ _ _ [E] Don't get strung [Gb] out_
[G] _by
the way I look.
_ [A] Don't judge a book [D] by its [E] cover.
_ I'm not much of a [G] man_
_but
a lot of faith.
[A] But by God, I'm one hell [E] of a lover.
I'm [B] just a sweet _ _ transvestite_
_ _ [A] _ _
_from
transsexual _ _ [E] Transylvania. _ _
_ _ _ _ Let me show you around.
[G] Maybe play you a song.
[A] You look like you're both [E] pretty _ groovin'.
Or if you want something [G] visual_
_let's
not chew up this mall.
[A] We could take in an old [E] Steve Reeves movie.
_ I'm glad we caught you [G] at home.
_ Could we [A] use your phone? _
We're [E] both in a bit of a hurry.
Right.
We'll just stay where we are, [G] then go [C] back to the car.
We should go meet [A] you, Dr.
Flannery.
We don't want to be [E] any worry.
_ Well, you got caught with a flat [G] world.
How about that?
[A] Well, babies, [E] don't you panic.
By the light of the night, [Gm] it'll all seem alright.
[A] I'll get you a satanic [E] mechanic.
I'm [B] just a sweet _ _ transvestite_
_ _ [A] _from _
transsexual _ _ [E] Transylvania. _ _
_ _ _ _ Why don't you stay for the night?
[Gb] _ [G] Or maybe [Ab] a bite.
[A] I could show you my [E] favorite obsession.
[Dbm] I've [E] been making a man_
_ [G] _with
[G] blonde hair and a [A] tan.
And he's [Eb] good for relieving my _ [E] tension.
I'm just a [B] sweet _ transvestite_
_ [B] _ _ [A]
_from
_ transsexual _ _ Transylvania.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ I'm [B] just a sweet transvestite_ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _from
transsexual _ _ [E] Transylvania.
_ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ So, come up to the lab_
_and
see what's on the slab.
[G] I see you shiver with anticipation. _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ But maybe the rape [G] is really to blame.
_ [A] So I'll remove the cause.
_ [Ab] _ _ _
[N] _ _ But not the [E] symptom. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Thank you very much.
It's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ alright, Janet.
We'll play along for now_
_and
pull out the aces when the time's right.
[Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ My name's Brad Majors_
_and
this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ You are_
_to
be invited up to_
_ _ _some
people would give their arm for the privilege.
People like you, maybe?
_ I've seen it.
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _
Come along.
The master doesn't like to be kept waiting. _
Shift it! _ _ _ _ _ _