Chords for T-Bag Your Grandma

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_ [F] Come on and [Db] open the door to my [F] life
Come on and dance this tango all night
Somebody told me that I was alive
Oh baby, I've been ripped apart at least in my [Fm] mind
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_ [F] And so you [Db] say I may be weird
[F] You like my smile but you don't like my beard
[Eb] Somebody told you that I was [F] alive
Oh honey, I'm a whore but for that it's the way
[Db] Boy, I just [Eb] wanna go my [F] way
You got the tea bag of grass, [Ab] I got the tea bag of grass
[Db] Put your paws in your mouth, [Eb] paws in your mouth
[Fm] You got the tea bag of grass, [Ab] I got the tea bag of grass
[Db] Put your paws in your mouth, [Eb] put your paws in your [Fm] mouth _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ [F] You keep me riding, _ you keep me rolling up
[C] _ Somebody told me that I was alive
[F] Oh baby, I got it [Cm] twisted, come on
[Fm] And so you say I'm lazy and weird
You [Eb] like my smile but you don't like my beard
[Fm] Somebody told [C] you that I was alive
[F] Oh honey, I'm a whore but [Ab] for that it's the way
[Db] Boy, I just wanna [E] go my way
You got [F] the tea bag of [Ab] grass, I got the tea bag of grass
Put [Db] your paws in your mouth, [Eb] paws in your mouth
You [Fm] got [Ab] the tea bag of grass, I got the [Db] tea bag of grass
Put your paws in your mouth, put your paws in your [C] mouth
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[C] Oh my God!
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