Chords for Tab Benoit - Humorous Chat "Tab Ben-wah"

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_ This is the [Bb] extra stuff.
_ _ _ [C]
We have some mania.
We have [Bb] a little something [Bb] sweet.
_ [Ab] _
_ _ It really means like the shit you already [Bb] paid for is over.
_ _ _ _ _ _ So this is our luck.
_ _ _ _ And it could be [Eb] anything.
_ [E] Whatever's free of [C] charge. _ _
_ And [D] it ain't like we can [Bb] walk out here and say,
We spent our money on that crap.
I left us some money on the cop before us. _ _ _
_ [A] _ But I know.
[Bb] I just messed with y'all because y'all was messing with me back.
_ _ And that's okay.
I'm used to getting messed with.
My name is Tab.
[N] _ _ And it has been so [Gb] since I became a dude.
_ [Bb] _ Little dude.
Let's fuck with him.
[D] We're gonna be [Fm] on tab.
[Bb] _ _
Like the soft drink. _ _ _ _
And then walk like the boss.
That's right. _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] I knew.
_ [F] I've been my boss way [Bb] earlier in life than I probably was supposed to.
_ [A] And we [Bb] friends are going,
Tab, you're playing like the boss.
I'm calling the calls.
I'm calling the calls.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] You gotta figure out what the fuck that means.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] That's right.
They can only see me now, right?
_ _ _ Who's got the balls now? _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ I'm not _ _ about the balls.
Because it [A] took me a while to figure out what [Gb] they were used for.
_ _ _ [Bb] Yes.
Wow.
_ _ _ _ Elementary school, I was scared of y'all.
[Bb] Y'all meaning girls.
_ [G] And I'm still scared of y'all.
[Eb] _ [Bb] You're shocking.
_ [Gb] _
_ But that was [Bb] cool.
You're singing in front of me. _ _
But y'all remember, I [G] don't know how old y'all are,
but there was like these little [Bb] songs.
It was a commercial for Tab Cole.
_ Tab, one calorie.
[A] _ I [D] don't remember all the words.
[Bb] But it was all girls on the commercial.
[Gb] So I'm telling my friends, hey, fuck y'all.
[Bb] Women love Tab. _ _ _ _ _ _
If you were to be named a soft drink, that would be the best one, right? _
Yeah.
I could have been 7-Up. _ _ _ _
[Gb] 7 [Bb]-Up, lemon lime balls, lemon lime balls. _ _
_ _ _ _ Dark apple balls, [C] dark apple balls.
_ Prune juice balls.
[Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Bagels. _
Prune juice bagels.
_ [Cm] That would be F-A-Y-G-E-A [Bb]-U-X.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ Thank [N] y'all for allowing us to have fun with y'all. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] I try not [Ab] to be scary all the [G] time.
Only when I got the rest of the time.
[C] _ _ _
[Bb] Ain't nobody telling me I got to be serious all the time.
That's right.
[D] It's my name.
_ [Bb] _ _ Balls.
[Bbm] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ [C] You got it wrong with [Bb] me, man.
_ Can't choose this shit.
Can't [A] make this up.
[Bb] People think it's a stage name.
Oh yeah, Arkadash, huh?
_ _ _ [E] _
[Bb] Came out and said, hey, I want to be a hero.
Here comes [C] Cowboy.
Balls. _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ Hey, man. _
They cut my cord.
I'm gone.
[Bbm] _ You got something to [Bb] do.
Balls.
_ _ _ I'm taking my balls and I'm going home.
_ _ Not too soon.
[Bbm] And I'm not finished fucking with y'all.
I'm not going home.
_ _ _ [C] You know, every time I come on here, I tell [Eb] myself, I'm not going to tell [Gb] them to kill me.
_ [N] I'm just going to play music for these people.
That's the king of the music.
And I'm going to curse.
_ I'm going to be like those came [G] up with a clean cut dude.
Walk out there and just [Ab] play and go, [F] thank y'all so much for [Eb] coming out tonight.
Yeah, [Bb] I know.
Balls. _ _ _
We love your storytelling.
We _ need the humor. _ _
Thank y'all.
[G] It is part of the fun of [Gb] being able to do this.
[Bb] Balls.
_ _ _ [G] I did comedy for a while, which takes [Bb] a lot of balls. _ _ _
In fact, that's the scariest thing I've ever done in my life.
[A] But now that I [Bb] have a guitar _ and balls, I can do it.
It's just that fun with it.
You know?
_ _ And you see, it's these rooms that [Eb] are quiet like this.
[D] Everybody's just staring at me.
[Bb] Waiting for me to talk about something.
[Eb] Exactly.
[Bb] See, make noise and I'll shut the fuck up.
_ [A] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ [Eb] I can't [G] talk up.
Y'all ain't got to play music.
_ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ Hey.
Balls.
_ See, [C] y'all going to remember that shit.
Now, next time I come to [B] town, I'll be walking down the street. [N] Balls. _
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