Chords for Tenacious d "Karate"

_ _ _ _ _ God I'm fucking hungry.
Let me check the fridge _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Dude, where's my fucking schnitzel? _
Hey wake up
Wake up, you asshole wake up _
_ What you ate my fucking schnitzel what you ate my fucking schnitzel?
Well, it was in there if you put it in there, then it's it's fair game.
Yeah for anybody who wants to eat it
Well, then maybe this is fair game
Wow
_ _ Yeah, that's right, it's karate chop what are you doing well if you didn't like that how about this _ _ _ _
_ _ With karate I kick [C] your ass _
[G] It's a [E] Tiananmen square.
_ [F] Oh, yeah [C]
motherfucker.
[G] I'm gonna kick your fucking dairy [E] hair.
Yeah
[F] You [C] broke the [G] rules now.
I pull out all your [E] pubic hair
_ [F] _
_ _ [G] You motherfucker _ [E] you [F] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] motherfucker
[E] _
_ [G] Kyle betrayed me and then he lied try to hide and I died deep [E] inside and you know the [F] reason why I'm gonna kick [C] your ass
_ [G]
Yeah, [E] right over there.
[F] _ Oh, yeah, [C] motherfucker _
[G] Fucking [E] dairy
_ _ [F] You [C] broke the rules [G] now, I'll pull out all your [E] pubic hair
_ [F] _ _
[C] _ [G] You motherfucker _ [E] you [F] _
_ _ _ [G] motherfucker
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _