The Pick Of Destiny Chords by Tenacious D

_ _ _ _ _ _ Cause it's a pain!
A dismal need child, [F] you know it will be rocket [G] cause it's fucking insane.
It's just [Am] a pain!
_ A dismal need child, [F] more precious than a diamond [G] on a platinum chain. _
[Am] In Venice Beach [A] there was a man named [G] Cage.
[F] When he was [G] busking he was out of rage.
[Am] He met the shambles and it taught him [G] well. _
[F] All the techniques [G] that were developed in hell. _
[Am] _ Back push ups and the power _ [G] slide.
[F] Each [G] simulation now there's nowhere to hide. _
[Am] They formed a band that needs an ation.
[G] _ _
[F] And then they got [G] to bring a destiny.
Cause [Am] it's a pain!
_ A dismal need child, [F] you know it will be [G] rocket cause it's fucking insane.
It's [Am] just a pain!
A dismal need child, [F] our tasty grooves are [G] better than a chicken chow mein.
[F] Cause he who is easy, [G] is easy to please it.
[F] And she who is juicy, [G] must be insidious it.
[F] And he who is groovy, [G] will be in my movie so shut up!
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Dm]
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale.
[A] The demon almost killed him [E] with an evil kapow.
[C] But then he broke his tooth and [G] that's when demons set out.
Cause [Am] it's a pain!
_ A dismal need child, [F] you know it will be rocket cause it's fucking insane.
It's [Am] just a pain!
_ A dismal need child, [F] you know our movie is better [G] than our citizen pain.
[F] Cause he who is a geezer, [G] must live in my freezer.
[F] And she who is snarky, [G] is full of malarkey.
[F] And he who is groovy, [G] must be in my movie so [Am] shut _ _ _ up!
[G] Cause [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[F] if you're a demon, [G] then go to Geneva.
[F] And if you're a crony, [G] then suck on my boner.
[F] And if you are groovy, [G] then get in my movie.
It's [Em] called A Bit of [Am] Destiny! _ _
[C] A Bit of [Am] Destiny! _ _ _
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