Chords for Tenacious D - Warning / Jesus Ranch (Live at Kimmel)

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_ [D] _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _ We've been sent [D] to issue [B] all you people [E] here a warning.
_ [Em] _ _ [Bm] _ [B] I'm [E] _
not at liberty to [D] say the details [B] of our most [E] peculiar warning.
_ [D] Yeah.
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Suffice to say, [D] all you [B] people here [E] are in grave, grave [D] _ [B] danger.
[Em] Through _ _ _ _ _ _ _
the skies, he flies.
[Am] He doesn't know the reason [D] why, but he flies so high, [Em] you know that it's true. _
_ _ [F] When the elders, they [Em] smile, [D] an illusion, an illusion, [C] an intrusion, [B] an amusement [E] park horroid. _ _ _ _ _ _
Exploding [D] brains from [E] miles from the Zanzibar to the shores [D] of the old [B] rustic Shina.
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Decimating the [D] competition, leaving in [B] their wake the blind [E] ambition.
Come along children, [D] head rock, [Bm] get it on.
[A] In whatever [B] heinous realm [E] that it squats.
_ [A] In whatever [B] heinous realm [E] that it squats.
_ [A] In whatever [B] heinous realm [A] that it _ squats.
[G] That it squats.
[F#] That [G] it squats.
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[F#] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
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_ _ [F#] _ [Bm] _ _ [Em] [A] It [Em] was a [E] big day [F#] on Jesus' [Bm] ranch, [A] Jesus' [E] ranch.
[F#] _ _ [Bm] He [A] was harvesting [E] a big tomato [F#] ranch.
[Bm] He was in the land.
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All [E] right, _ [Em] _ [D] I'm taking a walk [G] in the [A] woods.
[E] And it's nice [Bm] outside.
Smells of [N] shit.
Like a gueng, [A] gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng.
I come upon a [E] silver striped [F#] mushroom [Bm] and I fly, [A] fly, fly, fly, [E] fly, [F#] fly.
And [Bm] I fly, fly.
[Em] It [A] was [E] a big [F#] day on [Bm] Jesus' [A] ranch, [E] Jesus' ranch.
[F#] _ [Bm] Jesus.
I [A] fell in love with [E] a big potato.
[F#] When [Bm] I started to [A] dance, yeah.
[E] In the ranch.
_ _ [D] I'm taking a walk in the [A] woods.
[E] It's nice, very, very, nice.
Smells of shit.
Like a gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, [D] gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng, gueng.
Where y'all go?
[A] I come upon [E] a silver striped [F#] mushroom [Bm] and I fly, [A]
fly, [E] _ _ [F#] _ [Bm] fly, fly, [A] fly, fly.
_ [E] _ Fly, fly.
And [Bm] I fly, fly. _
_ _ _ _ It _ _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [A]
was [E] _ _ _ [Bm] a big day, [A]
big [E] day.
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[F#] _ [Bm] Thank _ [A] _
[E] you so much [F#] for watching!
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