Chords for Terms and Conditions

_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ These are the terms and conditions [Db] for living in the UK
[B] First, abandoned kindness is [Bb] a fool's game [Eb] Oh, it's a shame you went to state [Db] school
in the first place [B] That'll give you two steps [Bb] down in the rat
race You need [Eb] to learn to hate
[Db] America, Russia, climate [B]
change, China [Bb] Rich cunts and poor cunts, the weather and
[Eb] the tax rates [Db] All the bookies telling you to isolate
[B] Labour and the Liberals and [Bb] the Greens and the Tories
[Eb] They feminism _ [Db] snowflakes The EDL, [B] hey, everyone and everything
[Bb] So you can't even stand [Eb] yourself, hey The fact you need [Db] money, hate all those who
want [B] money Hate the fucking [Bb] game and the tasteful [Eb] wealth
and love [Db] And beer and drugs and [B] crime
The glory days [Bb] before the others all arrived [Eb] Seek pride in your nation's [Db] contribution in
the war [B] Watch films about [Bb] soldiers cry at what they've
died [Eb] for The folks on a corruption [Db] in the houses
and [B] the courts Great British ass [Bb] that soars
Right [Eb] before he shits all over [Db] his own people and hordes
[B] And education, [Bb] policy, tooth and claw [Eb] And then [Bb] somewhere
[Db] Between the crackheads and the [B] lords The people who believe [Bb] them and the police
Force [Ebm] is the most glorious [Db] nation of pride and [B] patience
No, [Bb] I'm only joking of course [Ebm] We don't _ smile too much [Db] around here, love
_ Wipe it [B] off your face Our terms and [Bbm] _ conditions consist [Bb] of hate
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_ _ [Eb] do of the [Db] UK's terms and conditions [B] For all but the wealthy [Bb] and the first class
[Eb] citizens To anyone poor [Db] or more outside of Britain
[B] You must follow the following [Bb] conditions, [Eb] yes?
OK, so what you're saying [Db] is the rules [Eb] don't apply
To anyone with [Bb] a winning lottery ticket [Gb] as a bloodline
[Eb] No, the fact is in [Db] practice the rules do apply
[B] With the exceptions of [Bb] taxes and Covid [Eb] guidelines Amongst other things, you know
[Db]
Murder lies with money There's no [Bb] such thing as a [Ebm] crime
OK, so what you're [Db] saying is your [B] conditions is money making
No, not money [Bb] making, money [Ebm] taking Money taking, yes
And money [Db] taking, after that, money [B] saving Placing [Bb] said money in savings
[Eb] So greed, not [Db] greed, aspiration [B] See, aspiration for [Bb] those with a first class
[Eb] degree Why, of course, in a [Db] delectable family tree
[B] Your conditions [Bb] favour the _ aristocracy [Eb] It's the equivalence of [Db] sitting in a stadium
seat Stand up for the better [Bb] view, the guy behind
can't [Eb] see Basically, [Db] your Ts and Cs mean [B] liberty
But freedom doesn't [Bb] recognise poverty _ _ Oh, _ _ shit
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So [Ebm] smile, _ smile, [Db] smile _ _ As [B] you have much to be thankful [Bb] _ for _ _
[Ebm] These _ terms and _ [Db] _
conditions were _ [B] _ _ _
Never truly _ [Bb] _ yours _
For the [Eb] taking, _ [Db] did you have me [B] mistaken When you came to this country [Bb] halfway _
_ [Eb] With the silly little dreams [Db] of a child half-baked [B] And the mind of an animal [Bb] _
scrounging for bait
Did [Eb] you forget about me?
[Db] It seems you did
[B] I'm the fucking man [Bb] I decide who lives [Eb] and dies
You are [Db] nothing _ [B] but the blood between [Bb] my _ eyes
And [Eb] I decree [Db] with each part of me [B] That you are doomed for all [Bb] of time
[Eb] To revoke my [Db] spell, sans [B] protest Please, _ _ _ _ step in line _ _ _
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