Chords for Terri Clark Goes Bra Shopping In Medicine Hat

[B] But not those kind, like the kind that aren't [Gm] clothing branded. _
Like bras and pajamas and things like that.
[N] And I'm the person that left Nashville for 41 shows with two bras.
_ _ So I said to Sean, I said, let's just scoot in here and let me see if I can find another bra.
And so we walk in.
I was in like yoga pants and just like a [Gm] workout shirt, no makeup or anything like that.
[Bb] We walk in and _ I [Gb] said to one of the sales lady, there were only two in there, a [G] very tiny place.
I said, do you have, [N] do you sell minimizer bras?
You know, the kind that pull everything back to where it was a few years ago. _ _
Headed in the right direction.
_ _ That spillage thing sucks.
Anyway, so she goes, _ I know just what you need.
I'll just be right back.
You just wait right here.
So she runs to the back and comes back out with this lacy eggplant colored hammock.
_ _ _ _ I'm _ _ _ _ like, oh, how did you know my size?
_ She's like, oh, I can just tell.
Like, what did you get a degree in bubology?
Do you have some sort of inside scoop on that?
[G] So she hands me the bra and says, I'll go in the change room over here and try it on.
So I'm in the change room trying it on and, you know, she's doing her job.
She's out there [N] waiting.
And then finally I hear, so how does it fit?
And I said, actually, it fits really great.
I love it.
Next thing I know, she's in there with me.
_ _ This _ _ _ _ _ _ is good.
Now we can push this over a little bit.
_ _ Clearly being violated. _ _
It does get lonely out here, but. _ _ _ _
_ _ So she's, you know, she's, I'm, I'm modest and I was getting very embarrassed.
I was, my face was turning red.
So I just said, I'll take it.
_ _ _ So after being, you know, touched by my area there by somebody I don't know,
she goes, she leaves and goes and takes it.
I took it off and I just flung it over the thing and I said, I'll take it.
So I meet her at the counter, at the checkout counter.
And of course, it's, it's never enough to just say, I want to buy something anymore.
They need to know everything.
So she's at the computer and she goes, okay, what's your last name?
I said, Clark.
Is that with an E?
No.
Oh, okay.
_ Are you related to Heather Clark?
_ _ _ _ _ _ Like, no.
_ _ _ _ And she goes, oh, okay.
And then she goes, so what's your first [Gm] name?
And I said, Terry.
And right about then the other sales lady is walking up and she's,
she's [G] coming in on half the conversation and she goes, oh, are you related to Terry Clark?
You know, she's right here this [N] weekend. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I am huge in my hometown.
Big deal.
_ Big deal. _ _ _ _
_ _ You know what?
It's good to keep my self-esteem in check.
I said, I am Terry Clark.
And she goes, no, you're not.
I said, yes.
_ Not related to Heather.
_ _ [G] She goes, well, let me get my camera and [Em] get a photo.
And so they go, and we do [N] pictures and everything.
I was just really glad that they let me put my clothes back on. _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] And so we rang up this bra and there was so much distraction [N] going on with the whole thing and the,
and the, _ and the thing, the Heather.
[G] I left [N] and didn't even really look at what it cost.
And I walk outside and I look at the receipt and I'm like, oh my God, it was $150.
$150.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
Who spends $150 on a bra and medicine hat [N] on Burda? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
So _ _ _ _ _ _ I now have a bra that equals all my other bras put together. _
And I will be wearing it for the rest of my life.
_ _ _ _ [G] _ [Gm] _ [F] _