Chords for Terry Allen and the Panhandle Mystery Band - "Gimme a Ride to Heaven Boy"

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Well, I was all caught up with myself [D] on a highway [A] at night.
Driving like a bat out of hell when I [E] beheld an amazing [C] sight.
Was a lonely apparition by the [A] roadside standing there.
With a thumb out in the wilderness [E] and a halo in [A] his hair.
_ _ He said, give me a ride to heaven boy, I'll [D] show you [A] paradise.
Give me a ride to heaven boy, [E] my name is [A] Jesus Christ.
_ So I come screeching to a halt, I [D] said, hop on [A] in.
He said, thanks a lot for the [E] lift, I forgive you of your sins.
[A] Hell, I just come from Jerusalem [D] where things are going [E] bad.
Oh, give me a ride to heaven boy, I need to talk to [A] my dad. _
Hey, give me a ride to heaven [D] boy, I'll show you paradise.
Give me a ride to heaven boy, [E] my name is [A] Jesus Christ.
_ Well, I didn't know what to do, so I [D] jammed her down in gear.
Gonna kick my feet beneath the seat, I [E] was trying to hide the beer.
[A] Oh, but he just grinned and said, my friend, [D] I know you must think [A] it's odd.
But you got nothing to fear about drinking a [E] beer if you share it with the Son of God.
_ Hey, give me a ride to heaven boy, [D] I'll show you [A] paradise.
Give me a ride to heaven boy, [E] my name is [A] Jesus Christ.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] Well, I saw good news and this baby blew, so I stomped it on the floor.
Said, you have to show me how to get there, [E] I ain't been [B] before.
It's [A] a hard place to find, he said, but I'll give you [A] a little clue.
It ain't somewhere up in the air, [E] sitting right here inside [A] with you. _
_ And right in the middle of that perfect smile from [D] his robes, he pulled [A] a gun, stuck it up the side of my head.
[E] Said, how's this for kingdom come?
Well, I pulled off scared, but I heard him say [D] as he left me beneath [A] the stars.
Well, the Lord moves in mysterious [E] ways and tonight, my son, [A] he gonna use your car.
_ Hey, give me a ride to heaven boy, [D] I'll show you [A] paradise.
Give me a ride to [E] heaven boy, my name is [A] Jesus Christ.
Hey, give me a ride to heaven boy, I'll show you paradise. _
Give me a ride to heaven boy, my name is Jesus Christ. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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