Rob The Prez-O-Dent Chords by That Handsome Devil

_ _ _ _ [E] _ [Bb] _ _ _
[G] _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ A whole score and seven beers ago.
[Ab] Oh, sick!
In on the fronts dude, wonder what we gonna do.
What the world come to, [Gm] who you gonna run to?
I love the yellowed up and deeper [E] there.
I'm gonna rob the press [Db] over there.
[B] You take those bills [Gbm] and you get [E] that rent.
[Ab] I'm gonna rob the press over [Dm] there.
I'm gonna load the backpack back in the Cadillac.
Rollin' down to D.C. to get my [Ebm] money back.
Oh, man, this is awesome.
I love the fresh ice [Dm] cream.
I'm gonna be a cash-in-the-bin back costume.
The White House mascot lights out.
The Oval Office like, empty your [Bb] pockets.
And there's a [E] lot of emerging [F] swaps.
Well, I ain't [Gb] seen green [F] since I don't [Bb] know when.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
I don't make no [Gb] money, don't make no sound.
I'm [Fm] gonna rob the press over there.
You gotta pay all the bills, you gotta get that rent.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
I'm gonna get all the empty burnt down.
[F] I'm gonna rob the press over there.
[B] Walk through the doorway looking so cool.
_ [Em] Home sick shooter feeling old [G] school. _
_ [Em] Walk through the doorway feeling old school.
Home sick shooter looking so [Am] cool.
You in the flow, and give me your loot.
Come on, [F] motherfucker, I ain't scared to [G] shoot.
[D] _ [Bm] _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ [Dm] Oh, it's me, man, Fox News.
Cease fire, back to back, bro.
That show was all [Ebm] weed.
I'm gonna get, it's me, man, Fox News.
[Dm] Cease fire, back to back, bro.
That show was all weed.
I'm gonna get, it's me, man, Fox News.
Cease fire, back to back, bro.
That show was all [Bb] weed.
I'm gonna [E] get, it's [Fm] me, man, Fox News.
Well, I [Bb] ain't seen rain since I don't know when.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
I don't make no money, don't make no [Fm] sound.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
You gotta pay all the bills, you gotta get that rent.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
I'm gonna get all the empty burnt down.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
Well, [G] I ain't seen [Fm] rain since I don't know when.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
I don't make no money, don't make [G] no sound.
[Ab] [G] I'm [N] gonna rob the press over there.
[D] It's nothing symbolic like burning the [Ab] flag.
[Gm] Just put all your wallets into the bag.
[Eb] You've robbed me for years and I want it all back.
[Ab] And that, and that, [E] and that, [Ab] and that, [D] and that, and that.
The White [C] House, fast food, light tower.
The Oval [G] Office, [F] empty your [G] boxes.
Packing up Congress versus watchers.
I'm gonna rob the press over there.
This is all a little bit of a shock.
I'm [C] gonna beat your ass, [D] make bank office.
I'm gonna rob the _ [Ab] [G] press _ over [N] _ _ _ _ there.
Like all too many of his contemporaries,
Tom is [E] experimenting with something he knows little about.
He [G] experiences an uncontrollable feeling of hilarity.
Quite [Ab] without reason, he exhibits a marked carelessness.
His senses and time perception are [E] distorted.
He becomes