Chords for That's How I Beat Shaq

_ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [G#m] _ [F#] Hit it!
Come [B] on!
_ _ [F#] Here we go!
_ _ _ [G#m] _ [F#] Yo guys check it out!
Guess what happened to [B] me?
Another crazy story?
Come on, [F#] Acey.
I was hanging at the door just playing some [B] bar
working on [F#] my game.
Yeah, we heard it all.
I heard the fans screaming.
I thought it was [B] for me.
But then I saw a shadow.
It was 12 for [F#] 3.
Yo, what's your deal on that?
What?
What did he say?
About the one on what?
You know the boss?
Totally, why not?
I got some [B] time for when I beat you real bad.
I'm trying to beat [F#] Cry.
Geez Aaron, are you for [F#m] real?
[B] One on one with Shaquille O [F#]'Neal?
Yeah, 34 center from the LA of [B] Lakewood.
You must have been [F#] nervous.
I knew I could take him.
Stared his [A] shaft.
Psych him [B] out.
Said O'Neal, you're in my house now.
[D#] Start the game.
The whistle blows.
Pay attention close, as the story [F#] goes.
It's like boom, boom.
I put it in [B] the roof like slam.
I heard the crowd [F#] screaming, I'm jammed.
I swear that [B] I'm throwing you the facts.
Cause that's how I beat [F#] Shaq.
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] So check it out.
I thought I had the lead.
But then he started scoring mad points on me.
I was smearing the bricks.
Was he hitting all [B] the shots?
I knew there was [C] a way that I could make it [F#] stop.
I had a plan.
I could change the [B] pace.
I said, yo Shaq, you didn't buy your [F#] shoelace.
He looked down.
I stole the [G] ball.
I'm taking him to school.
Now watch me.
A three pointer, nothing but [B] net.
Come on, Shaq.
Come on, Shaq.
Had enough yet?
[E] Down by two.
[B] I'm catching up.
I guess you're getting nervous cause you know when he [F#] lost.
It's like boom, boom.
I put it in [B] the roof like slam.
I [F#] heard the crowd screaming, I'm jammed.
I swear that [B] I'm throwing you the facts.
Cause that's how I beat [F#] Shaq.
Boom, boom.
I put it in [B] the roof like slam.
I heard the crowd [G#] screaming, I'm jammed.
I swear that [B] I'm throwing you the facts.
Cause that's how I beat [F#] Shaq.
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ Cause that's how I beat [F#] Shaq.
_ Cause that's how I [B] beat Shaq.
_ _ _ [E]
Zunk after dunk.
Jam after jam.
Chilling as I'm cheering. _
Zunk after dunk.
Jam after jam.
Chilling as I'm cheering.
_ [F#]
And that's it.
We're shot.
Couldn't believe it was [B] real.
I can't believe a kid just [F#] stuffed O'Neal.
One more second.
Was all that remained.
I put the ball up.
I put it in the shade.
I must admit that it sounds real [B] crazy.
But the ball went in.
And then he cried like [F#] a baby.
Sorry, Shaq.
I should've let [B] you win.
You're good too.
And we can still [F#] be friends.
Fans went nuts.
They put me on the [G#] shoulders.
Then I heard a voice and it sounded like [F#] my mother's.
Get up for school.
You're gonna be [B] late.
Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the [F#] game?
How could you be playing if you're still in [B] bed?
Are you getting sick?
Did you hit your [F#] head?
Aw, man.
It was all the [B] dream.
I [E] guess that kind of thing can never happen to [F#] me.
If it was a dream [Cm] and it wasn't real,
how'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?
O'Neal.
_ _ Whoa.
_ [F#] _
Boom.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _
Boom.
Boom.
[B] _ _ _ [F#] Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
[B] Boom.
Boom.
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