THE 12 DAYS OF QUARANTINE - A Chris Mann Music Parody Chords

_ _ [Bb] _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _
On the first day of quarantine, [Gm] this lockdown [F] you gave me,
the [C] virus, COVID [F]
-19.
_ On the second day of quarantine, this [C] lockdown you [F] gave [C] me,
blue rubber gloves [F] and the [C] virus, COVID [F]-19.
_ _ On the third day of quarantine, this lockdown you gave [C] me,
no more friends, blue [Gm] rubber [C] gloves and [Bb] the virus, COVID [F]-19.
_ On the fourth day of [Bb] quarantine, this lockdown you [F] gave me,
[C] uh, hoarding tendencies, _ no more friends,
blue rubber gloves [F] and the [C] virus, COVID [F]
-19.
_ On the fifth day of quarantine, [Bb] this lockdown [C] you [F] gave me,
[C] _ _ [G] remote [C] learning,
_ _ _ [F] _
[Dm] hoarding tendencies, [Gm] no more [C] friends,
blue rubber gloves and the virus, COVID [F]-19.
_ _ [Gb] On the sixth day of quarantine, this lockdown you gave [Db] me,
murder hornets,
_ [Ab] remote [Db] learning,
_ [Ab] _
_ [Gb] hoarding [Abm] tendencies, no more [Db] friends,
my kids won't find me out [Gb] of bed,
and the virus, [Db]
COVID [Gb]-19.
_ On the seventh day of [B] quarantine, this lockdown you [Gb] gave me,
[Db]
doubt in my marriage, murder hornets, _
_ [Ab] _ _ [Db] _ homeschooling [Gb] hell,
hoarding tendencies, [Abm] no more [Db] friends,
blue rubber gloves [Gb] and the [Db] virus, COVID [Gb]-19.
Oh my God.
[G] On the eighth day of quarantine, this [D] lockdown you [G] gave [D] me,
panic disorders, I haven't talked to my wife since Tuesday,
murder hornets, _ [A] remote [D] learning,
kill me, [G] I just bought [Em] 700 cans of [Am] soup,
no more [D] friends, just talk to myself all day,
and [G] the [D] virus, COVID [G]-19.
_ On the ninth day of [C] quarantine, this lockdown you [G] gave me,
[D]
my new love handles panic disorders,
doubt in my marriage, murder hornets, _ _
[A] iPad [D] learning,
I mean, really, how much am I paying for [G] this?
Pouring all that toilet paper,
[Am] friends, what are they?
[D] I think I'm alert to latex.
and the virus, COVID [G]-19.
Is it over again?
[Ab] On the tenth day of quarantine, this messed up year gave me,
[Eb] _ Dr.
Fauci, my clothes don't [Bbm] fit [Eb] anymore,
[Bbm] panic disorders, [Eb] my therapist says this is normal,
murder hornets, _
[Bb] remote [Eb] learning,
make it stop, [Fm]
hoarding [Bbm] tendencies,
does anyone want to hang out?
I'll wear a [Eb] mask,
stupid rubber gloves,
[Ab] and the [Eb] virus, COVID-19.
[Ab] Whatever, I hate you.
On the whatever day of [Db] quarantine, this messed [Eb] up year [Ab] gave me,
[Eb] Hairy Lists Royals, Dr.
Fauci,
my new fad handles,
wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands,
doubt in my marriage, _ murder hornets,
_ [Bb] _ [Eb] remote learning,
oh my [Cm] god, [Fm] hoarding tendencies,
_ [Bbm]
nope, I don't know any [Eb] friends,
little rubber gloves,
[Bb] and the [Db] virus, [Eb] COVID [Ab]-19.
_ [A] On the twelfth day of [D] quarantine, this messed up year [A] gave me,
a [E] week-long election,
[E] Harry and Meghan moved to Canada?
Anthony _ Fauci, I just can't stop eating,
I'm freaking out,
my wife may leave me,
is that a murder [Bm] hornet or a wasp?
[E] How the hell am I supposed [B] to work and teach my [E] kids at the same time?
Oh my [Dbm] god, [A] reuse that [Gbm] toilet paper,
[Bm] I miss my friends,
[E] my hands are so sweaty,
[B] and the [D] virus, [A] COVID [E] _ _ [A]-19.
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