Chords for The 4 Hornsmen of the Apocalypse | Funny Solo | The Bands of HM Royal Marines

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_ When time of man came to an end, a darkness swallowed the [Gm] land.
There was no more laughter, no music.
The instruments of old fell silent, [Bm] and a new evil crept from the shadows to take their place.
Recorders, [G] bagpipes, and clarinets.
There was [Gb] literally no control on clarinets.
Anyone could just walk into a shop and buy one.
[Gbm] No background checks, [Eb] no training to make sure [Dm] you could handle it properly.
You just paid your money and walked out with one.
Anyway, as our world descended into chaos, from the darkest recesses of the underworld
came a most powerful force of malevolence.
Four servants of darkness, who would relentlessly travel the land,
bringing misery and despair to all who beheld them.
_ The four hornsmen [Em] of the apocalypse.
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One carried a silver trumpet, and all [F] who saw him trembled in [Dm] fear.
[G] He was bad [Am] tuning. _ _ _
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_ [G] The next hornsman sat upon a white throne, and all [Cm] who looked upon him saw only their own mortality.
[G] He was [F] [Bbm] bad rhythm.
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_ next [Eb] carried a short [Ab] and rather peculiar shaped horn, and was very difficult to work with.
Very [E] challenging.
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[Ab] Poor attitude if you ask me.
He was [Fm] bad [Eb] timing.
_ [Ab] He was bad timing.
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[Ab] He was bad tim_
Ah, here he is. _
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_ The next wielded a long and mighty weapon, and was the worst and most dangerous of them all.
Really bad guy.
No one liked him.
He was bad pinching. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ The hornsman had unwittingly suffered the Dark Lord himself.
No, not the PDM.
Wasn't that bad.
[Em] But they had awakened a foul demon and lo, he did unleash upon mankind the most evil of all musical genres. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Disco.
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This was too much for the hornsman to [Gb] bear.
Sure, they were all for a bit of war, [G] vassalism and famine, but this was just getting silly.
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_ [C] _ [F] _ _ _ [Am] _ [C] had to [F] work together to [Am] send this foul beast back [F] to the [B] depths of [A] Hades.
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The Devil was [A] banished back to his kingdom of agony and ruin and [E] peace was restored to the land [A] thanks to four heroes and their huge, mighty, _ glorious horns. _ _ _ _ _
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