Chords for The Arrogant Worms; Uncle Lou

I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but one thing I've noticed about family is that this family is just so _ unavoidable.
You know?
I mean, my God, sometimes they [Bb] live in your house.
And it's a [G] little off-putting, but this song, like I said, it is a happy song.
It's a song about my favorite relative, and my gosh, he's just so fantastic.
And I hope you have someone just like him. _
[Gm] _ _ [Fm] _ [Gm] Every family's got this guy
They can't shake [Fm] him no matter how they try
There's [C] nothing anyone can do
Everybody's got an [Gm] Uncle Lou
Uncle [C] Lou likes Jerry Springer
Uncle [Fm] Lou says pull my finger
Some things [D] he says are just so wrong
And his [F] hugs last way too long
Uncle Lou gets his cable [Gm] free
And he [Fm] calls everybody [Bbm] chief
Except when he's in [Gm] Mexico
He just calls you [C] muchacho
Uncle Lou has never wed
He [Fm] wants to swing until he's dead
He doesn't [C] want to be tied down
[D] But he'd really like to be tied down
No one's sure how Uncle [Fm] Lou's [G] related
My [C] cousin's ex-wife [Fm] and he might [C] have dated
His mullet and beard have [Fm] some mysterious goo
[C] So jump off for apples after [F] Uncle Lou
[C] _ [F] Uncle Lou is a classy man
He's got a naked [F] lady painting on his van
He's [C] all hands on the dance floor
And he [Em] doesn't have a bathroom door
[Bbm] Uncle Lou doesn't need to [C] drink
To be a total [Bbm] dink
He can bounce [Fm] the [C] alphabet
If he just knew [Fm] how it went
[C] He's a big _ _ dumbass
He's [Fm] Uncle Lou
[Bbm] _ _ [Fm] _ [C] _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _