Chords for The Ashlee Simpson Show. Season 1. Episode 6, Part 1

Last time on Ashley.
It's my first photo shoot as an artist.
Can you [Cm] make it more boy?
[G] [G#] Boy?
You're not a boy.
What do you mean?
[G] I think I [N] look like a clown.
You think you look like a clown?
Stop pouting already.
Granny, you look hot in your old shawl.
[C#] I [F#] decided to dye my hair [C#] because [G#] I just needed to do [F] something new.
[Gm] It [Dm] looks like you might be developing a little something [Fm] on your vocal [C] cord.
That's scary.
They're gonna have to like cancel my [F] show and everything.
I'm [Gm] stressed out right now.
[A] Got a stained [C#m]
t-shirt.
[B] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] [A] If you want my, [C#m] want my, [B] birthday.
_ [Dm] _
Baby, just ask me. _
_ _ _ [N] _ In the middle of all this voice drama that I'm going through,
I had already committed to do a Pizza Hut commercial with Jess.
_ So, here I am at the Pizza Hut commercial real [E] happy.
_ [Em] _ [C] _ _ [B] _ _
[A] _ [B] _ _ [Em] This is the first time that we've [C] done a commercial together [B] or anything like that.
[F#] So, it'll be [E] fun.
We get to spend a long 14 hours together [C] on the ranch [B] with horses.
You like Ashley's brown hair?
[E] Yeah.
It's really pretty on her, isn't it?
I think so.
I wanted to do something new.
[B] Now there's zero [N] comparison to Jessica.
You're the cutest.
I don't like this.
I hope I'm sitting.
No, I don't.
No, we're gonna leave the shirt open, remember?
You do not look fat.
I'm keeping it open.
I promise it looks cute.
Ashley, I'd tell you if you look fat, I'd say, you look like a fat ass.
Would you take that off?
Ashley, come on.
[E] You're being goofy.
Ashley, good lord, [B] child.
Get over it.
Oh, she's [N] hot.
I know, and I like it.
Jessica, you're just as high maintenance.
I know.
I know I am.
950 or 950.
Jessica's high maintenance, too.
Don't even act like she's not.
I have not complained once today.
You haven't.
Today.
And let's_
Oh, it was a bug that landed on my head.
That landed on my head.
That's a bug.
_ _ I thought it was like a leaf, and I put my hand on my arm.
I'm not here to tilt my square. _
_ _ I think there's more stuff.
I _ think it's the trees.
_ _ A couple inches back to your left, Jessica, please.
_ Action.
Buffalo chicken on a pizza.
Genius.
[B] Awesome.
Buffalo chicken.
That's a buffalo with wings, right, [N] Jess?
Even I know buffaloes don't have wings.
[A#] You need to button this shirt.
I [Am] know.
Okay, when you're sitting there, I want to [Dm] show you the shot.
Well, they were the ones who had me have it [C] open.
It needs to be [A] buttoned up.
Oh, my [Am] gosh.
And then_
It should have been [F] tied up.
It should be tied up and buttoned up.
And then, I want Ken to move your hair off of [Dm] your_ Yeah.
Your hair looks too flat and [C] on your [Am] head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You look like a little [F] boy.
I do.
I know.
[G#m] That's what I keep telling Ken.
I'm like, she looks like a boy.
The hair is like [N] flat.
Jessica got to wear this, like, hot, sexy outfit, and I'm like her, like, boy sister over there.
I was like, Jessica, _ _ buffaloes don't have wings.
_ Well, I look funny.
No, you're beautiful.
You're not _ beautiful.
You can say stuff like that. You're beautiful.
_ _ Ashley, you are beautiful no matter what they say.
[G] Jessica deserves everything that she has. _
But sometimes it's hard for me to see that because I feel like I'm at a crucial point in my career where it's like, who knows if I'll [D#] succeed or not. _
_ _ I'm going [Cm] to the voice doctor today for my checkup to [N] make sure my voice is doing better.
Hey, Dad, it's me.
I'm on my way.
It's been a week since I last went, so I really do hope that everything is okay [D#] for my voice.
I had Taco Bell really late last night.
Taco Bell is definitely not recommended by the doctor.
[A#]
I have a show in like two [C] days.
[Gm] Hopefully it is okay because I have to perform and I don't want to ruin my voice.
[Em] Hopefully I don't get any bad news.
Hi there.
How are you?
Hi, doctor.
How are you?
Ashley, the big question is, [B] how is your voice?
It's feeling better.
Your vocal cords looked really angry when I saw it.
Yeah.
They were swollen.
They've been chronically hurt.
Usually in somebody your age, this acid reflux isn't a problem.
Right.
But for you it is.
Dr.
Sugarman gave me this like certain diet of like a way that I basically had to change my life because of the acid reflux.
When you look at a normal nose, there's a wall that runs down the center.
People are always talking about a deviated septum.
Well, you have one.
So when I put this little device in, now breathe in.
Oh, [G] wow.
That's cool.
Because of the deviated septum, I had this like nose strip that I'm supposed to use whenever I go to sleep.
And I look like the biggest dork ever.
Now, switch your head back a little bit.
Breathe through your mouth.
Say,
[Em] Eee.
Ah.
[F#] You see, when you combine the two things, the chronic [Gm] irritation from the acid [F] coming up, it burns the vocal cords.
[B] So then if you slap them together [F#] incorrectly, you're more apt to develop these little growths, which are really calluses.
So what we're [A#m] going to do is have you work with a singing coach.
Okay.
And also I'm going to have you take a [C#] couple of sessions with a speaking coach.
[F] Okay.
Those are two different things.
Right.
The interviews and the talking [G] can be just as harmful as the singing.
[Dm] Does all of this make sense to you?
Yeah.
[Am] Well, [F#] help relieve her [Dm] worry, because now she's going to be worried that she's going to be like, oh.
[A] There's [G] nothing going on here that can't be fixed.
Okay.
I was like, oh, my [A#] gosh.
I don't think I could [Am] perform. _ _ _
[F] _ _ I didn't [G] want to find out something bad about my voice.
And are you really scared?
[Dm] For my show this week on [Am] Monday, what do you think I'll be [Dm] fine?
Well, define [G] fine.
Yeah.
I think you'll be better than you were.
[Dm] Right.
All these thoughts were going through my head.
I'm like, oh, my [Am] gosh.
My single's not even out.
I'm not going to even get to perform.
This [F] is so awful.
This is so stressful.
It's [G] like my album hasn't even come out.
I was