Chords for The Auctioneer - Wayne Rostad.mpg

There was a little boy [C] who dropped their little horn in the city.
There was an old [D] man, he said,
My boy, [G] he's got a little sooth.
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[G] He'd take away in the [C] afternoon, he'd take a little walk.
Then pretty [D] soon, he'd find himself down at the local [G] auction barn. _
[C] He'd stand there and listen carefully, you know.
[G] And pretty soon, he began to [A] beat his honey auction hand.
He'd come so [Dm] randomly, _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] I'll make that auction [D] cry, I'll make my mark, I wanna be [G] an auctioneer! _
25 dollar bid, I'll make it get [C] 21, I'll make it get 20, I'll make it get 30, I'll make it get 30, [D] I'll make it get 30, I'll make it get 30, I'll make it [G] get 30, I'll make it get 30, I'll make it get _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ 30.
You know, from then on, he went to school [C] this year.
Chesterville laughed.
Played the [D] fool.
When he took the cane, he pulled that [G] dog to the ear.
Yes, he [D] did, guaranteed.
[G]
People ate cane from all over.
[C] The town of the Bureau would make that ridiculous [D] sound when the field marks were such a [G] hacky.
_ You [C] know, the people ate cane from [G] Smiths Falls,
more he had all this give him the more
[A]
he wanted to scoot him
[D] _ _ he did it [G] yes he did it he's the best in all the [C] land
he gave that to the little boy
[D] _
he's the best
of [G] the austin gang
25 dollar bidder now
when you [C] give me a 30 dollar bid
_ [D] when you give me a [G] 30 dollar bid
[D] _ 30 [G] dollar dollar bid
_ [C] _ _ that's [D] _
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how you do it under normal conditions
in any normal location on the face of the earth
_ _ when you sing this song
with the gaffanot clon
there is a pulsation
that goes through the body
_ _ changes everything about this song
and I'm going to prove a point by having you
help me sing it or at least clap your hands
in rhythm and I'll show you
what the blood pulsation
of the gaffanot clon is all about
so clap your hands in rhythm
to help me
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