Chords for the babys done a poo singalong

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[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ I [D] remember one time, _ _ we were [G] on a journey. _
_ We were heading [F#m] for the _ _ seaside, _ for [B] the day. _ _
_ _ We were [Em] nearly [A] halfway there, [Em] we were [F#m] having fun.
[Em] Just driving [F#m] down the road [Em] with the [F#m] radio on.
[G] When [F#m] Jack pulled [G] over, cos he [A] felt [D] unwell.
[G] He felt [F#m] [G] unwell on [A#] account of [D] the smell.
[G] Then [A] everybody else said [F#m] they could smell it [B] as well.
_ _ [G] Mum [A] said, what [F#m] could it [B] be?
[Bm] So I pointed [F#] to the [Em] passenger next [D] to me. _ _
_ _ He [Bm] said, the [F#m] baby's down the poo, [G] the [D] baby's down the poo.
[F#m] It's not a big surprise, [B] cos that's what babies do.
But [Em] this was not [A] just a [F#m] regular [B] February one.
Oh [E] no, something [A] really bad [G] just came [A] out [D] of his bum. _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ There [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ was [D] another time when, _ I think [G] it was Christmas.
_ _ _ And all the [F#m] family came round, _ for a party [B] one day.
_ _ _ And [Em] we all sang [F#m] some songs [G] and we ate [F#m] some [Em] food.
[F#m] Everyone was getting [Em] in the [F#m] festive mood, [G] until [F#m] Uncle John [G] said [A] he felt unwell.
[G] He felt [A] unwell [G] on [A] account [D] of the smell.
[G] Then [A] everybody else [F#m] said they could smell [B] it as well.
[G] And they all [A] said, what [F#m] could it [B] be?
[G] So [A] I pointed to [G] the baby on [A] my [D] uncle's knee.
And you know what I said?
[Bm] I said, the [F#m] baby's down the poo, [G] the [D] baby's down the [F#m] poo.
It's not a big surprise, [B] cos that's what babies do.
[Em] But this was not [F#m] just a regular [B] February one.
[E] Oh no, something [F#m] really [G] bad just [A] came out [D] of his bum.
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_ [Bm] And Mum looked [F#m] at Dad, [G] and Dad looked [D] at Mum.
[Em] Dad said, don't [B] look at me, [Bm] because I changed the [A] last one.
_ [G] And they talked [A] about it way [D] too long.
[G] And the smell [A] got really strong.
[Bm] _
[Em] And it got so strong, [F#m] I could hardly breathe.
[Em] I said, somebody change [F#m] that [A] baby _ please.
_ [F#] Because the baby's [D#m] down _ _ _ [A#] _ the poo.
It's not a big surprise, [N] cos that's what babies _ do.
[D] But [Em] this was not [A] just a regular [F#m] _ [B] February _ _ one.
_ [E] No, something [A] really bad, [E] really, [A] really bad, [E] I mean really, [A] really bad, [E] just came [A] out of [D] his bum. _
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