Chords for The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ [E] I'm your [A] biggest fan.
_ _ [G#] I just wanted [C#] to ask, could I eat [E] your ass right back as soon as [A] you can?
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] You've had a lot of [E] dick, had a lot of dick.
[A]
I've had a lot, _ [G#] had a lot of time.
[C#] You've had a lot of dick, [G#m] Chasey.
[C#] But you ain't had mine.
_ _ [G#m] _ Dear [C#] Chasey Lane, I wrote a [E] complaint.
You never wrote [Am] me back.
_ _ [G#] _ How could I [C#] ever eat your ass when you [E] treat your biggest fan [A] like that?
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] You've had a lot of [E] dick, had a lot of dick.
[A] I've had a _ _ [G#] _ lot of time.
[C#] You've had a lot of dick, [G#] Chasey.
[C#] But you ain't had mine.
_ _ _ _ Dear Chasey Lane, I wrote to [E] constrain.
This letter is my [Am]
last.
_ _ [G#] _ As your [C#] biggest fan, I must [E] enact.
You let me eat [A] your ass.
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] You've had a lot of [E] dick, had a lot of dick.
[A] I've had a lot of [G#] time, had a lot of time.
[C#] You've had a lot of dick, [G#m] Chasey.
But you ain't [C#] had mine.
_ _ _ [B] _ P.S.
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey.
[C#] Chasey biscuits my mom and [Cm] dad.
Now show them [E] them titties, _ _ now show them [B] them titties.
_ [F#] _ _ _ [B] P.S.
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey.
[C#] Chasey biscuits my mom and dad.
Now show them [E] them titties, _ _ now show them [B] them titties.
_ _ Would you fuck me for [C#] blow?
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _