Chords for The Bards , The Oldest Swinger In Town

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_ _ Play it again, [Bb] Sam!
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[Abm] _ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _
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[B] When you score with a chick in a disco bar
[E] Take her home [Abm] in your hairy, [Gb] leaky car
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Then you find you [Eb] went to school [Abm] with her [E] man-par
[B] You're the [Abm] oldest swinger [Dbm] in [Gb] town
When [B] you won't look in the mirror [Gb] in the light [B] of day
_ [E] Swear you'd guide [Abm] it when your hair [Gb] turns grey
[B] When you zip up [Eb] your trousers [Abm] and your [E] belly's in the way
[B] You're the [Gb] oldest [B] swinger in town
_ _ [E] _ Here you come [B] and there you go
[Db] Wide wheels, spots [Gb] and a [Eb] stereo
[Gb] [B] But the [Eb] engine's cracked [Abm] and the [E] driver is too
[B] You're the oldest [Gb] swinger [B] in town _
When _ [Eb] _ _ _
[Abm] _ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _
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[B] the barber takes a little [Gb] less time [B] each week
[E] The kids don't [Abm] understand a word [Gb] you speak
When [B] you walk into [Eb] a disco [Abm] and they offer you [E] a seat
[B] You're the [Abm] oldest swinger [Dbm] in [Gb] town
_ [Ebm] [B] You prefer a pint of shandy [Gb] to Bacardi [B] and Coke
[E] The sounds are too [Abm] loud, there's [Gb] too much smoke
[B] You'd like [Eb] another dance [Abm] but you're afraid [E] you'll get a stroke
[B] You're the [Gb] oldest swinger [B] in town
_ _ [E] _ Here you come [B] with your chest all [Db] bare
A little gold ingot [Gb] and a lot of gold hair
Like [B] the disco [Eb] king [Abm] meets [E] Yogi [B] Bear
You're the oldest [Gb] swinger [B] in town _
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[Abm] _ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _
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[B] When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
[E] Rub on Vic [Abm] where you used to [Gb] splash bruise
And [B] the latest [Eb] punk fashion [Abm] is your wedding [E] suit
[Abm] You're the oldest swinger [Dbm] in [Gb] town
[Ebm] When [B] you have to go shopping [Gb] for your [B] sex appeal
_ Travolta [Abm] shades and [Gb] nine inch heels
They say [B] a man is [Eb] just as old [Abm] as the woman [E] he feels
[B] You're the [Gb] oldest [B] swinger in town
_ _ [E] _ Here you come [B] with your lips closed tight
[Db] You never smile, you [Gb] know it wouldn't [Ebm] look right
[B] As your [Eb] dentures glow [Abm] in [E] ultraviolet light
[B] You're the oldest [Gb] swinger [B] in town _
And you look [Eb] so [Abm] mean, cause your [E] pants is too tight
[B] You're the oldest swinger [Gb] in town _
[B] And it takes you [Eb] all night to do what you [Abm] used to [E] do All night
_ [B] You're the oldest [Gb] _ _ swinger [E] in _ town _ _
_ _ Oh _ _
[B] _ yeah _ _ _
_ _ Keep _ _ her swinging _
[G] Yeah _ _ _ _ _
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