Chords for The Beards - You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man (Film Clip - 2011)

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[E] _ _ _ You got [B] his eye, from across the room you got [D] his eye _
_ _ [A] _ You think, [B] oh my, he's got quite the beard, oh [D] my
And _ _ now [G] you want him but you can't [E] walk away
_ [E] His beard [G] is black and [E] bushy with a hint of grey
And now [G] you find yourself [A] walking his way Hey, [E] hey!
It's a prince in a robin's [C] house with a [B] bearded [G] man _
[B] _ _ [B] You're [G] getting these [F#] feelings that you can't [E] understand
Sex with a [B] bearded man
[G] You [B] think you can't but you can
[D] _ [E] Don't try to fight, [G] just get freaky with the beard [B] tonight
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[E] _ _ _ Don't be [B] scared, his beard is soft to the touch, don't be [D] scared _
_ [A] _ _ You got [B] some hair in your mouth, when you kiss him you get [D] some hair _
_ [A] You've never been [G] with a man [D] like [E] him before
But each [G] time you look at that [D] beard, [E] you want it more
And [G] now he's after [D] you, my [E] ways are yours, _ good lord
You are a bum, no I'm sus, with a [B] bearded man
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[B] _ _ _ [G] He rubs his bristles [D] on your [E] mammary glands
Sex with a [B] bearded man
[G] This wasn't [B] part of the plan
[D] _ [E] Don't try to fight, just [G] get freaky [A] with the [B] beard _ tonight
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[F#] _ _ And [G] now you grab [D] him by his [E] facial hair
He's [G] got some food [D] stuck in his [E] beard, but you don't care
You [G] say, [D] rub that [E] beard off me
_ _ Now he's a bum, sus, [A] with a [B] bearded [G] man
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_ _ You're [G] sweaty feet drip [D] like a watering [E] can
Sex with a [B] bearded [G] man
Just take your [B] life in your hands [G] and ride [D] that beard
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] Sex _ _
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[E] _ with a bearded [B] _ _
man
_ _ _ [G] _ _ Don't [E] _ _ _ _ [G] leave him [F#m] with a glint in [E] your eye
A [G] bead of loose [D] beard hair on [E] your bedside
And [G] some flash [D] rash between [E] your thighs, _ oh my
And _ ventilation's a russle, [G#] with a bearded man _ _
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